Millsy Is there a similar profile pic of you in your pouch with ‘Impress me with: Pizza base’ doing the rounds?

Or ‘Sans cheese’

    My profile pic is a pic of me at Dixon.

    I look so good looking it’s unreal.

    Literally queuing the corner, how I roll.

      seanc80 If it said sping onion mash, I’d have swiped right

      A gen lol!

        benson 7/10

        When most on here are a 3, 4 at best that’s absolutely winning.

        And she was only saying that to keep me keen, a strategy that ultimately failed.

        You really can’t keep a good man down!

          5 days later
          20 days later

          Tinder Maldives style… 1km away - this might be my year!!!!

          • Dan replied to this.

            Dan’s married, you homewrecker!

            10 months later

            I can’t believe this isn’t a bit. This is unintentionally fantastic work by this dude, and further proof that porn/smartphones are more dangerous than guns. Yet another reason to be glad ur not a woman.

            Didn’t you hear he’s going to be a famous DJ? Once she realises this, she’ll be sliding across the floor to him.

            Seriously, the guy is sick. Seen he’s now been arrested. At first, I thought it was a ‘joke’ for views, but looking at all the other stuff that he’s done it’s just as well it’s been handled.

            5 months later