Jules72
Probably has several woodland animal species roaming around in her baccy-pouch

      Chicken Bovril?

      I’ve heard it all now.

      Is there a similar profile pic of you in your pouch with ‘Impress me with: Pizza base’ doing the rounds?

        If it said sping onion mash, I’d have swiped right

          Millsy Is there a similar profile pic of you in your pouch with ‘Impress me with: Pizza base’ doing the rounds?

          Or ‘Sans cheese’

            My profile pic is a pic of me at Dixon.

            I look so good looking it’s unreal.

            Literally queuing the corner, how I roll.

              seanc80 If it said sping onion mash, I’d have swiped right

              A gen lol!

                benson 7/10

                When most on here are a 3, 4 at best that’s absolutely winning.

                And she was only saying that to keep me keen, a strategy that ultimately failed.

                You really can’t keep a good man down!

                  5 days later
                  20 days later

                  Tinder Maldives style… 1km away - this might be my year!!!!

                  • Dan replied to this.

                    Dan’s married, you homewrecker!

                    10 months later

                    I can’t believe this isn’t a bit. This is unintentionally fantastic work by this dude, and further proof that porn/smartphones are more dangerous than guns. Yet another reason to be glad ur not a woman.