If it said sping onion mash, I’d have swiped right

    Millsy Is there a similar profile pic of you in your pouch with ‘Impress me with: Pizza base’ doing the rounds?

    Or ‘Sans cheese’

      My profile pic is a pic of me at Dixon.

      I look so good looking it’s unreal.

      Literally queuing the corner, how I roll.

        seanc80 If it said sping onion mash, I’d have swiped right

        A gen lol!

          benson 7/10

          When most on here are a 3, 4 at best that’s absolutely winning.

          And she was only saying that to keep me keen, a strategy that ultimately failed.

          You really can’t keep a good man down!

            5 days later
            20 days later

            Tinder Maldives style… 1km away - this might be my year!!!!

            • Dan replied to this.

              Dan’s married, you homewrecker!

              10 months later

              I can’t believe this isn’t a bit. This is unintentionally fantastic work by this dude, and further proof that porn/smartphones are more dangerous than guns. Yet another reason to be glad ur not a woman.

              Didn’t you hear he’s going to be a famous DJ? Once she realises this, she’ll be sliding across the floor to him.

              Seriously, the guy is sick. Seen he’s now been arrested. At first, I thought it was a ‘joke’ for views, but looking at all the other stuff that he’s done it’s just as well it’s been handled.

              5 months later