Meanwhile back in dating land, you have 3 questions and answers on Hinge to talk about yourself and you choose this one?!

Jules72 if you make less than 1m then fuck off. No. You fuck off.

I agree with what Holly says.

I go 2 teabags every time.

    Dunno mate. Wouldn’t like to find out!!

    Sister Bliss still available lads…. and five years younger than she usually is!

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      Millsy

      If there is a better post on the new JC forum, i haven’t seen it yet!

      Why did i have to take the last 2 weeks off, for fuck sake?

      Ed, i just don’t know what to say…

      You say it best Si, when you say nothing at all.

      Got 3 dates in the diary courtesy of Bumble.

      HE’S BACK!

      Did you go all in and use ‘the pic’ for your profile?

      Use that for DMs.

      Proper game changer.

      So you mind me also using it for any dick pic requests I get through?

        Jules72

        Fuck sake jules, about 20 years too late for all of us. Imagine the global guest lists and amount of free drink and drugs that would have yielded in your clubbing hey day, for fuck sake?

        Millsy So you mind me also using it for any dick pic requests I get through?

        You get dick pic requests?

          lol. He cuts little peek-a-boo slits in his trackies. Its actually quite sweet.

          5 months later

          So I’m back dating again… if I can persuade any of them to go for walks… fun

          Anyway….

            Jules72 She’s pretty but that is some severe duck face. Why? Does this appeal to you guys? Serious question.

              Kells77 Does this appeal to you guys? Serious question.

              It doesn’t, it’s just some weird idea / pastiche of what femininity is that some of you lot have gotten on to and made into a ‘thing’. It’s very prevalent here in the NW of England, as is the ‘Scouse brow’, which is essentially a woman with heavy Drag Race style eyebrows. Hateful the lot of it.

              Not at all, any face modifications look hilarious to me. People actually pay money to look worse, I can’t fathom it.

              Not sure if I have told this one before. And she lives / lived in tooting so perfect for OLB. Met a girl on Tinder. All seemed quite nice till she comes round one afternoon and is a bit weird and gets weirder. I mean properly weird. Like freaking me out slurring and odd thoughts. I try and take her home and she starts shouting at me that she isn’t going to get in my car. This is outside my place and I am starting to freak out that somebody is going to call the police.

              2 days later, and with apparently no memory of anything she fesses up via text that she took something ‘to relax her’ before she came round as she was feeling anxious. Who the fuck takes roofies before going rounds to somebody’s house for the first time? A liverner maybe, but roofies or whatever they were.

              S to the WERVE. But she was other than that a lovely person, quite hot and she was doing well for herself in life.

              I’e got a feeling that after that disastrous date in the day, I got a call from a lovely american lady and ended up at messy jason’s party on North London. God living in London was fun.

              Ed I probably still have her number somewhere if you want it.

                benson messy jason’s party on North London

                What is this a euphemism for?

                  benson I love that ‘messy jason’ means I instantly know who you’re talking about…

                  Kells77 Does this appeal to you guys?

                  Looks ridiculous. Rings the alarms for ‘self obsessed’, ‘attention seeker’ or ‘dangerously insecure’.

                  Probably a lovely lady and it’s me whose a horrible human being

                  Amps No euphemism. It was a party in a pub in north london. It was the way I rolled when single.

                  Kells77 Does this appeal to you guys? Serious question.

                  Nope. OTT fillers/botox screams needy. Likely to spend more time updating her 15 social media apps than talking to you. Fun and natural photos on a date are likely to involve 23 takes and a tantrum when you don’t give her enough light and haven’t snapped when she is peak pout.

                  As above. Some super hot chicks are lovely. Many are not. She strikes me as a not. And she is not ‘super hot’ either

                  Thanks for the responses lads. These pouts always remind me of a toddler not getting their way, and from the sound of it, that’s what you lot get with these lasses 😂

                    Kells77 Usually surrounded by those lads ‘dave’ is fond of in aspiration (but naff) bars