Dating apps and war stories
lol. He cuts little peek-a-boo slits in his trackies. Its actually quite sweet.
So I’m back dating again… if I can persuade any of them to go for walks… fun
Anyway….
Kells77 Does this appeal to you guys? Serious question.
It doesn’t, it’s just some weird idea / pastiche of what femininity is that some of you lot have gotten on to and made into a ‘thing’. It’s very prevalent here in the NW of England, as is the ‘Scouse brow’, which is essentially a woman with heavy Drag Race style eyebrows. Hateful the lot of it.
Not at all, any face modifications look hilarious to me. People actually pay money to look worse, I can’t fathom it.
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Not sure if I have told this one before. And she lives / lived in tooting so perfect for OLB. Met a girl on Tinder. All seemed quite nice till she comes round one afternoon and is a bit weird and gets weirder. I mean properly weird. Like freaking me out slurring and odd thoughts. I try and take her home and she starts shouting at me that she isn’t going to get in my car. This is outside my place and I am starting to freak out that somebody is going to call the police.
2 days later, and with apparently no memory of anything she fesses up via text that she took something ‘to relax her’ before she came round as she was feeling anxious. Who the fuck takes roofies before going rounds to somebody’s house for the first time? A liverner maybe, but roofies or whatever they were.
S to the WERVE. But she was other than that a lovely person, quite hot and she was doing well for herself in life.
I’e got a feeling that after that disastrous date in the day, I got a call from a lovely american lady and ended up at messy jason’s party on North London. God living in London was fun.
Ed I probably still have her number somewhere if you want it.
Kells77 She is fucking horrific.
Along_the_Wire I concur. Mad as a box of frogd
Kells77 Does this appeal to you guys? Serious question.
Nope. OTT fillers/botox screams needy. Likely to spend more time updating her 15 social media apps than talking to you. Fun and natural photos on a date are likely to involve 23 takes and a tantrum when you don’t give her enough light and haven’t snapped when she is peak pout.
As above. Some super hot chicks are lovely. Many are not. She strikes me as a not. And she is not ‘super hot’ either
Thanks for the responses lads. These pouts always remind me of a toddler not getting their way, and from the sound of it, that’s what you lot get with these lasses 
Of course she’s horrific…. just thought the text was amusing!
What those lonely heart ads really mean…
40-ish………………..49
Adventurous……………Slept with all your mates
Athletic………………No tits
Average looking………..Has a face like an arse
Beautiful……………..Pathological liar
Contagious Smile……….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure……..On medication
Feminist………………Fat
Free spirit……………Junkie
Friendship first……….Former slut
Gentle………………..Dull
Good Listener………….Autistic
New-Age……………….Body hair problems
Old-fashioned………….No BJs or ana1
Open-minded……………Desperate
Outgoing………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate…………….Sloppy drunk
Poet………………….Depressive
Professional…………..B*tch
Romantic………………Frigid
Voluptuous…………….Very Fat
Large lady…………….Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate…………Stalker
Widow…………………Murderer
Likes eating out……..fat cunt
Seeks knight in shining armour….ex is a psycho
Lol!
Lol
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best 
LOL you sound like you have a neck beard.
Errr you what?!!
What app are you on?
Looks like it’s called imgur Hursty.
I’ve never heard of it I must say.
What I like about ‘dating’ is the bit when you persuade the bird to stand on your balls and shout at you in thick Beijing vernacular for no add-on fees because she thinks it seems ‘fun’.
