Hursty No! What kind of imbecile would suggest that?!
ScottBailey a septic? Lol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68085304.amp
Hursty https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68085304.amp
Here’s another life hack. If an Amercian or a Canadian offers to make you a cup of tea, politely decline and ask for coffee instead.
You can have that one for free.
The septic’s getting it all wrong?
You never!
ScottBailey also how bad is it when someone else makes you a brew (tea)? May as well just throw it away, it will never meet your own standards
Hursty also how bad is it when someone else makes you a brew (tea)? May as well just throw it away, it will never meet your own standards
Not when I make it Hursty.
I make the best cup of tea in the UK.
FACT.
Smallman1 are you sans lait?
I’m not!
Smallman1 find a female friend you call me Julie so the family stops asking uncomfortable questions about your lifestyle!
Millsy that was an Easter egg not kinder egg
@zackster All the Smallman’s love me Julie, it’s because she’s a top top bird!
Smallman1 a massive collective ‘phew’ at the fact she wasn’t on Check-a-Trade.
Smallman1 All the Smallman’s love me Julie, it’s because she’s a top top bird!
Smallman1 because she’s a top top bird!
“top top birds” don’t come with bastard offspring.
I think the relief is that I’ve finally been tamed.
I just thank the lord I got to have so much fun in the process, literally hundreds of hearts broken!
Literally not one word of that is remotely accurate, which is an achievement in itself.
The remarkable thing is that it’s all true!
hugopal And how would you fucking know?
The last time you slept with a bird was probably when you clambered into you mum’s bed after wetting yours aged 17.
Jesus Christ man. Over the line!
Along_the_Wire sick burn G!
