Lol at all day drinking strategising.
General drinking thread
I am also the type of cunt that racks up the shots (my first round of them) at midnight when everyone else has already done 3 rounds that I’ve avoided or plantpotted.
I have even had a barman pour water in one glass for me. Possible when ordering clear shots.
Can’t remember the last time I’ve done shots. Must be over 10 years. Glad all my friend groups (I have three different ones) have all left that shit to our youth.
The thing is Homegrove, there are tons of strategies to get through an all dayer.
Of course, you can never risk getting caught, but most people are so hammered and engrossed in their own conversations (arguments), attempts to chat birds up, play pool, get their hands on some beak, and so on, that they don’t even notice.
The way to ensure such unwanted attention never falls on you is to ensure you show utmost generosity at the most important times, such as buying a mega round, or buying a couple of ‘snack platters’ for the table, which of course helps you soak up the alcohol anyway.
Bottles are a good idea too, and are easily excused away with an aggressive, complaining “The draft’s fucking shit in here, I’m not drinking that shit, this landlord doesn’t clean the pipes properly”. Get on the front foot with that stuff.
Another good one is taking your bottle with you when you go for a piss and emptying some of it down the urinal.
Channel Begbie at all times. Swing between outlandish generosity and hints of menace. Keep the fuckers on their toes.
Thoughts on ‘Baby Guineas’ shots Dave?
Seems to be the tipple of choice for herberts
I too have three friend groups:
- My mom and dad
- My girlfriend in Canada
- Grant and Ed
zackster when did we get relegated to 3?
- The MAGA Community
- Center City Residents Association
- Synagogue
It was 7, until Epstein did himself in