Starmer (UK is Jaded thread)

Old-Dutch you knows it Dutchy!

Dubman did you go scrumping for apples? Lashings and lashings of ambrosia for pudding? I must say this council estate sounds very Enid Blyton.

Old-Dutch Slippery bastards, Dutchy

Millsy
They were sour crab apples. Did have good apple fights though.

Sounds absolutely idyllic.

Millsy
Did you go red after the election or stay blue

Dubman Millsy’s a UKIPer

Dubman REFORM! I want my cuntree back

I heard he refuses to vote for any party who doesn’t have it in their manifesto that they’ll significantly lower the age of consent.

Probably just a rumour. Probably….

A racist and a peado. Crikey

I’ll bet he buys and sells dogs as well, the little cunt.

Along_the_Wire that market has been sown up by some scrote who worked at a library. He made bank then bought a villa down in Kuşadasi like all the other pound shop scrotes. Rumours he can be seen at the beach wearing a brown beanie and U-Boat commander trench coat.

Dubman A racist and a peado. Crikey

Along_the_Wire I’ll bet he buys and sells dogs as well, the little cunt.

LT42 that market has been sown up by some scrote who worked at a library. He made bank then bought a villa down in Kuşadasi like all the other pound shop scrotes. Rumours he can be seen at the beach wearing a brown beanie and U-Boat commander trench coat.

To be honest, I’d always thought Milky was pretty beige. Rumbling around the south coast in his Evoque, rattling on about his Rangemaster and Etsy store to anyone unfortunate enough to be cornered by him.

A kind of poundland, less posh, hybrid of Tim nice but dim & Rowley Birkin QC

Cap doffed though, sounds like a real character

Did anyone get to Pop Con today?

Millsy
Missed it mate. Did hear some of the speeches though. Also heard Farage’s speech in the commons. Had a dig at Bercow over Brexit.

Dubman yeah, what an absolute walloper. A few more years of his garbage coming up.

Millsy
He’ll be drowned out buy a sea of Labour MPs. I can see him having a little tantrum, waving his tiny hands like a spoilt child.

Dubman Dermo?

Millsy
Thanks milky, means a lot

Old-Dutch Why not just have a Government funded housing building operation. Stop outsourcing the work to building firms / contractors.

Heard Reeves talking about this yesterday I think. They’re not getting involved, just leaving it to the firms. Nobody in the presser suggested that said firms would do the cheapest / shittest version possible, should they bother themselves at all. Missed opportunity imo. If they do build anything, they’ll probably turn out to be the next version of the water / blood / post scandal.

Amps I don’t think it would work, perhaps setting out some proper guidelines and minimum specs for them to build to would be better rather than take it on themselves?

Was hoping Labour might offer up a perspective on my roof?

Smallman1 Ed, my advice is to fix it while the sun is shining. Hope that helps chief.

Watching Badenoch tear into the Tory leadership and Braverman going full Hitler this week has been most entertaining. Like rats chewing out a dead corpse and long may it continue while the other lot actually get on with stuff.

Millsy it’s just the fuel required to ensure the extinction of the Conservative Party.

benson Ed, my advice is to fix it while the sun is shining. Hope that helps chief.

The sun is shining?

Smallman1 ‘when the sun is shining’ is clearly a euphemism.

It means after you face up to your sexuality.

A heart breaking Alpha?

Guilty!

I’ve literally paid about £7k for worse advice and outcomes.

Onwards we go!

Smallman1

which politicians are you sad to see the back of?

“well, my political hero Jacob Rees-Mogg”

fucking hell the state of them. get in the bin you useless fucks.

Millsy they share the same physical profile as most of the teenagers that machine-gun teachers and infants in schools in the US

seanc80 how can we help them though, Sean? Get them laid? A few beans and a night out? A haircut from someone other than their mothers?