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Some cunt in our office keeps playing this track…. Thank gawd for headphones.

I dont get it dan.. It leaves me stone cold. i dont think its me being old.. its just carcinogenic remedial palitoy big mouth singer shite.

Its a subculture of essex house/dance music that leaves me wanting to fuck a sea manatte , rather than listen to that paint -it -by numbers , neolithic flint ard striking piss.

Got the chigwell mother in law over tomorrow. What a mouldering cunt. i’m flatter than karen carpenter doing the limbo at the thought of her over tomorrow. 9am as well. ffs . Shes bringing over Her spoilt to the high teeth grandson who hasn’t got the stones to come out as gay, even thought it’s clear he is. she fawns over him like john lennon and the maharishi yogi.

he’s got about as much gravitas and presence as Laura Ingalls running down the hill in her cotton floral dress in the opening credits of ‘little house on the prairie’. toss bag.

the fucker had a £7000 hair transplant funded by mother in law because ‘he needs it for his confidence’ hes 27 and now has a hairline like General Urko from ‘Planet of the apes’ .ponce.

    EraserOfLove only they earn £30,000 a year more than me as they drink themselves into a mausoleum

    Only £30k a year more as seniors at Lloyds?!

      EraserOfLove LOL.

      Geezer at work is fully coming out… hair/nails/hormone therapy tablets. He looks like Mullighan out of Mullighan & O’Hare aka Vic Reeves (when he was funny)

        Dan Mullighan & O’Hare

        ‘My Rose Has Left Me’ is a tune to be fair

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          Mad_Cyril She left me for the man from Allied Carpets! The adulterous whore!!!

          hugopal

          Yep, i’m a probation officer on £55,000 a year. Non marine miidle management £80,000+

          Millsy

          he’s such a thin boned calcium defficient ponce. All the air and graces of Derek Jacobi in his higher senate robes in
          ‘I claudius ’ and the pretentious cunts from chigwell.

          QPR v Millwall Tomorrow 12.30pm kick off.. spunked up £42 to sit in the south africa and theres more chance of me getting there from leigh on sea in the morning as putting me hampton between 2 B&Q sanding blocks and knocking one out to gemma collins teasing her love button with a Late 18th Century reproduction strap fleurs-de-lys blackened wood carved Phallus.

          Prog.

          Walk with me Jo through the universe.
          And along the way,
          see how all of us are connected.
          Feast the eyes of your soul on the love that abounds,
          in all places
          at once,
          seemingly endless,
          like your own existence.

          Love you baby,

          Glenn
          xx

          Well, I, uh… I… I… first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

            …save me….Because i am lonely…..i thought you were, haaappy..

            Roman Flugel.

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