Thought I’d logged into Mumsnet for a minute here 
Billie Eilish
My favourite Billie?
Billie Jean King.
Cheers!
If you dress her up properly so she doesn’t look like a transexual skateboarder, she’s actually hot as fuck if you ask me. She’s never struck me as an awful singer if I’m honest. She’s not Celine Dion or anything but defo not as bad as you’re making out, mate. There’s far worse out there filling venues at this moment in time. Take that mucky sort who headlined Glasto for example.
I agree, she’s really not bad looking at all. And also it is good to have someone challenging the dominance of Taylor Swift, who is the only female Western singer who is ever on the fucking radio here for the past five years.
Now at least I hear Charli XCX bangers and Eilish’s affected psycho-girlfriend tunes.
*Some cunt like Hugo will undoubtedly say “Well, why don’t you listen to your own tunes, daytime radio is bound to be shit” and my answer is because I’m not a totally anti-social cunt who puts my noise cancelling headphones on in cafes and taxis.
bosstrabs *Some cunt like Hugo will undoubtedly say “Well, why don’t you listen to your own tunes, daytime radio is bound to be shit” and my answer is because I’m not a totally anti-social cunt who puts my noise cancelling headphones on in cafes and taxis.
If you just hear her on the radio, then what do you care what she looks like?
And I’ve never been to a cafe with Billie Eilish playing.
Hugo Bacterium windmilling through threads like a man possessed. Fascinating to see. Syphilis symptoms maybe?
Three teams Hugo on a one-man endeavour to correct slight INACCURACIES on the internet, while ignoring his commitments to his school Robot Club work, disappointing all his ASPERGERS mates.
Three teams Hugo wanking into a sock because he’s just written an Immanuel Kant-length tract telling people how Gorpcore has gripped Berlin and it’s already over.
Earning coin and birds who look like 19 year old nerd versions of Pauline Quirke on his Roblox server.
Gorpcore Hugo correctly identifying a Bonsai record including catalogue number from 1999, while everyone he knows hates him
Gorpcore Three Teams claiming nobody has ever had the radio on playing Billie Eilish in any cafe he has been to in Hampstead.
Three Teams Hugo snitching on his parents to the Hipster Police for eating Robinson’s Jam and wearing suede.
Gorpcore Hugo telling his housemaster to ‘turn off the gas’ while being sodomised for his Watford MAN UNITED half and half scarf and radical purple fringed haircut.
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OCD Dave with a massive incomprehensible
sperg out itt.
Hugo Bacterium Maximus lying in bed like the Sloth murder in Se7en after that horrific flaming.
