Billie Eilish

Mad_Cyril

Thought I’d logged into Mumsnet for a minute here 👀

hugopal

Mad_Cyril Thought I’d logged into Mumsnet for a minute here 👀

Why do you have a mumsnet account?

Mad_Cyril

hugopal
Of course, do you not??!!

Smallman1

My favourite Billie?

Billie Jean King.

Cheers!

LT42

If you dress her up properly so she doesn’t look like a transexual skateboarder, she’s actually hot as fuck if you ask me. She’s never struck me as an awful singer if I’m honest. She’s not Celine Dion or anything but defo not as bad as you’re making out, mate. There’s far worse out there filling venues at this moment in time. Take that mucky sort who headlined Glasto for example.

Smallman1

LT42 Take that mucky sort who headlined Glasto for example.

Shania Twain?

Double nawty!

bosstrabs

I agree, she’s really not bad looking at all. And also it is good to have someone challenging the dominance of Taylor Swift, who is the only female Western singer who is ever on the fucking radio here for the past five years.

Now at least I hear Charli XCX bangers and Eilish’s affected psycho-girlfriend tunes.

*Some cunt like Hugo will undoubtedly say “Well, why don’t you listen to your own tunes, daytime radio is bound to be shit” and my answer is because I’m not a totally anti-social cunt who puts my noise cancelling headphones on in cafes and taxis.

hugopal

bosstrabs *Some cunt like Hugo will undoubtedly say “Well, why don’t you listen to your own tunes, daytime radio is bound to be shit” and my answer is because I’m not a totally anti-social cunt who puts my noise cancelling headphones on in cafes and taxis.

If you just hear her on the radio, then what do you care what she looks like?

And I’ve never been to a cafe with Billie Eilish playing.

LT42

Hugo Bacterium windmilling through threads like a man possessed. Fascinating to see. Syphilis symptoms maybe?

bosstrabs

Three teams Hugo on a one-man endeavour to correct slight INACCURACIES on the internet, while ignoring his commitments to his school Robot Club work, disappointing all his ASPERGERS mates.

bosstrabs

Three teams Hugo wanking into a sock because he’s just written an Immanuel Kant-length tract telling people how Gorpcore has gripped Berlin and it’s already over.

Earning coin and birds who look like 19 year old nerd versions of Pauline Quirke on his Roblox server.

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bosstrabs Earning coin and birds who look like 19 year old nerd versions of Pauline Quirke on his Roblox server.

Lol

Smallman1

bosstrabs Three teams Hugo wanking into a sock because he’s just written an Immanuel Kant-length tract telling people how Gorpcore has gripped Berlin and it’s already over.

Earning coin and birds who look like 19 year old nerd versions of Pauline Quirke on his Roblox server.

Lol!

bosstrabs

Gorpcore Hugo correctly identifying a Bonsai record including catalogue number from 1999, while everyone he knows hates him

bosstrabs

Gorpcore Three Teams claiming nobody has ever had the radio on playing Billie Eilish in any cafe he has been to in Hampstead.

hugopal

bosstrabs Gorpcore Three Teams claiming nobody has ever had the radio on playing Billie Eilish in any cafe he has been to in Hampstead.

I’ve not even been to Hampstead since Billie Eilish came out, so.

bosstrabs

Three Teams Hugo snitching on his parents to the Hipster Police for eating Robinson’s Jam and wearing suede.

bosstrabs

Gorpcore Hugo telling his housemaster to ‘turn off the gas’ while being sodomised for his Watford MAN UNITED half and half scarf and radical purple fringed haircut.

hugopal

OCD Dave with a massive incomprehensible
sperg out itt.

LT42

Hugo Bacterium Maximus lying in bed like the Sloth murder in Se7en after that horrific flaming.

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