Mad_Cyril fear not. The alpha theta reverse index inflection points towards a juicy medium rare in the next few weeks.

Unless your steak is a couple or 3 inches thick then theres no need for measuring temps or using pans and ovens. Not a sauce man either, just like it seasoned and done medium, the juices are enough for me.
I like how the Argies cook their Lomo, hung over a flame. I was skeptical at first but they nailed it every time. Coupled with creamed spuds. Magic.

A dainty touch in the kitchen?

Guilty!

6 days later

Anyone tried this method?

You serve me that, I’m moving furniture.

When he says 5 star steakhouse I think he means the Pandamonium Chinese in the centre of town

15 days later

For tourists and idiots like you Dave.

Smallman pure FEWMIN at that observation 😆

Tescos have got a special offer on at the moment and you can get a tomahawk for £15

    Wasily I’m assuming, at that price, they also come with a bag to boil them in?

    Christian that’s not a good offer at all, purely based on it being fucking Tescos!!!

    I’m sure a Tomahawk from Tescos would have you licking your fingers afterwards too. Covered in Tesco Piri Piri sauce. In your kitchen with your uggs on doing the Salt Bae for Tik Tok.

    Yes of course that well known purveyor of fines meats, Tesco.