There is absolutely no chance he buys Twitter. None. You’ll see @Smallman1 get corrective T surgery and attend a Hector Oaks gig before you see Elon Musk take over Twitter.
Elon Musk
I’m a one man T unit!
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that he will run Twitter into the ground. Their main office is a block from mine. End up chatting with employees from time to time. The brain drain with that dude in charge will be staggering. A lot of them already have issues with Twitter’s influence and questionable ethics. Having its sole purpose being owning the libs? Good luck with that.
jonattonyeah there must be enough Musk fans out there that would love to work at Twitter if Musk did actually buy it
They can’t afford San Francisco.
Twitter is a bollix like that, you think you’re on the cutting edge of the Elon Musk zeitgeist one minute, the next you’re coming off like a total handicapper.
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Still think the cyber truck is proper cool
Hugo’s a one man car crash.
OLB’s in the house!
Perhaps it was in ‘female driver mode’?
A LOL for Dutchy!
And a perfect opportunity to ask: Is there a ‘Dutchy Driver Mode’, where it crawls to 5 miles an hour and drives itself past schools while you hang out the window offering sweets?
Is there an Ed driving mode where it careens through roofs?
There is a Mills driving mode where it just chugs for 2 hours, going nowhere.
bosstrabs fucking LOL