A spokesman for TMZ says “It was the beginning of the end for Heard when she finally broke down Elon’s security protection software and undid his flies, only to find a 5” Swiss Army Knife instead of a penis. Elon claims it was due to a forfit he lost when playing cards with Steve Balmer and Judd Apetow. He claims after a while he got used to it and that he used it more often than he normally would if he owned a regular Swiss Army knife."
What a complete oddball.
