Elon Musk

Wally

^ well that fucking sucks. Mods! Fix it!

hugopal

Hursty

Wally Twitter works fine mate

Wally

Hursty Not for much longer apparently.

hugopal

Wally Not for much longer apparently.

According to whom? The fired workers? Facebook? The Guardian?!

Hursty

Wally Literally no idea what you are talking about, unless you are referencing fake news

zackster

Hursty All time high for Twitter users apparently…

zackster

Elon stans pivoting from “Twitter is getting so much better” to “look, Twitter still works lol lol!”

Hursty

zackster exactly, there was never a story, it never stopped working

I’m sure you’ll have just as much fun on Facebook, truth social and mastodon!

Hursty

Homegrove

Hursty

Wally

Hursty Musk in ‘please come back advertisers!’ plea shocker.

Of course, having a right wing conspiracy posting ego maniac deciding what constitutes negative and / or hate tweets is an interesting one.

Homegrove

Hursty right now to me:

Hursty

Homegrove glad to see you are still participating in the best social media platform on earth 😎

zackster

Hursty is Adriana and Elon is Sil. Thats how the joke works.

Mad_Cyril

Wally Of course, having a right wing conspiracy posting ego maniac deciding what constitutes negative and / or hate tweets is an interesting one.

Congrats on the new job @zackster

zackster

There is no amount of self owning Elon can do to make Hursty, and the like, admit that they were wrong. They would rather die than take the L. Elon could have his Tesla self drive itself into a drill at the Boring Company, causing the drill to wildly bore its way into a rocket at Space X, the rocket could fly straight into Twitter HQ causing a violent explosion and Hurty would say “see, that’s exactly my point.”

hugopal

zackster There is no amount of self owning Elon can do

more like there’s no depths Musk could plummet to which could ever satiate the gnawing and bottomless pit of your own paltry existence and sense of inadequacy. You clearly go to bed fantasising about terrible fates which will never befall him, in order that you may feel even 1% happier about the absolute zilch you’ve achieved with your life. You probably even masturbate to vids of Tesla explosions.

Hursty

zackster lol, it’s you that seems to be infatuated with Elon

There is fundamentally nothing wrong with Twitter, you follow the people you want to follow, find the information you want to ingest and use it as a great source of entertainment

Not sure why you thing Elon is setting out to intentionally train wreck it, makes no sense whatsoever

zackster

So much winning.

hugopal

zackster So much winning.

Having a c. $200bn company is still a pretty big win in most people’s books. If you don’t count that a ‘win’ then I can’t imagine you can consider you’ve ever ‘won’ anything in your own life. Geez, you’re so salty I can still smell it with the entire Atlantic Ocean between us.
And you’re obsessed with the guy to an extent beyond even 99.9% of those you proclaim to be Elon ’fanboys". FBI should put you on watch in case you finally flip and go all Mark David Chapman.

Smallman1

hugopal more like there’s no depths Musk could plummet to which could ever satiate the gnawing and bottomless pit of your own paltry existence and sense of inadequacy. You clearly go to bed fantasising about terrible fates which will never befall him, in order that you may feel even 1% happier about the absolute zilch you’ve achieved with your life. You probably even masturbate to vids of Tesla explosions.

A lol for Hugo!

Cankles-McJeggings

hugopal more like there’s no depths Musk could plummet to which could ever satiate the gnawing and bottomless pit of your own paltry existence and sense of inadequacy. You clearly go to bed fantasising about terrible fates which will never befall him, in order that you may feel even 1% happier about the absolute zilch you’ve achieved with your life. You probably even masturbate to vids of Tesla explosions.

😂😂

Zacker going round in wild circles in his wheelchair after this series of reducers. 👨‍🦼👨‍🦼❤️

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