Wally Not for much longer apparently.

According to whom? The fired workers? Facebook? The Guardian?!

    Wally Literally no idea what you are talking about, unless you are referencing fake news

      Elon stans pivoting from “Twitter is getting so much better” to “look, Twitter still works lol lol!”

        zackster exactly, there was never a story, it never stopped working

        I’m sure you’ll have just as much fun on Facebook, truth social and mastodon!

          Homegrove glad to see you are still participating in the best social media platform on earth 😎

            Hursty is Adriana and Elon is Sil. Thats how the joke works.

            Hursty Musk in ‘please come back advertisers!’ plea shocker.

            Of course, having a right wing conspiracy posting ego maniac deciding what constitutes negative and / or hate tweets is an interesting one.

                There is no amount of self owning Elon can do to make Hursty, and the like, admit that they were wrong. They would rather die than take the L. Elon could have his Tesla self drive itself into a drill at the Boring Company, causing the drill to wildly bore its way into a rocket at Space X, the rocket could fly straight into Twitter HQ causing a violent explosion and Hurty would say “see, that’s exactly my point.”

                  zackster There is no amount of self owning Elon can do

                  more like there’s no depths Musk could plummet to which could ever satiate the gnawing and bottomless pit of your own paltry existence and sense of inadequacy. You clearly go to bed fantasising about terrible fates which will never befall him, in order that you may feel even 1% happier about the absolute zilch you’ve achieved with your life. You probably even masturbate to vids of Tesla explosions.

                      Wally Of course, having a right wing conspiracy posting ego maniac deciding what constitutes negative and / or hate tweets is an interesting one.

                      Congrats on the new job @zackster

                        zackster So much winning.

                        Having a c. $200bn company is still a pretty big win in most people’s books. If you don’t count that a ‘win’ then I can’t imagine you can consider you’ve ever ‘won’ anything in your own life. Geez, you’re so salty I can still smell it with the entire Atlantic Ocean between us.
                        And you’re obsessed with the guy to an extent beyond even 99.9% of those you proclaim to be Elon ’fanboys". FBI should put you on watch in case you finally flip and go all Mark David Chapman.

                            If Hugo weren’t my best friend I might actually have taken offense to that.

                            hugopal more like there’s no depths Musk could plummet to which could ever satiate the gnawing and bottomless pit of your own paltry existence and sense of inadequacy. You clearly go to bed fantasising about terrible fates which will never befall him, in order that you may feel even 1% happier about the absolute zilch you’ve achieved with your life. You probably even masturbate to vids of Tesla explosions.

                            A lol for Hugo!

                              hugopal more like there’s no depths Musk could plummet to which could ever satiate the gnawing and bottomless pit of your own paltry existence and sense of inadequacy. You clearly go to bed fantasising about terrible fates which will never befall him, in order that you may feel even 1% happier about the absolute zilch you’ve achieved with your life. You probably even masturbate to vids of Tesla explosions.

                              😂😂

                              Zacker going round in wild circles in his wheelchair after this series of reducers. 👨‍🦼👨‍🦼❤️

                                hugopal FBI should put you on watch in case you finally flip

                                mods?