The giant naan looks fab, might have to go up there!
Bradford - City of Culture
bosstrabs of course, deviant scum……… but then again…….doing these cases week in week out year in year out one gets the impression that shocking deviancy is fairly widespread -
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-65189785
Here’s one for Smallman: you have to spend a year of your life in a) Bradford b) Liverpool c) Birmingham. Where are you choosing? @Smallman1
Which parochial airport has the best lounge?
Smallman1 The giant naan looks fab, might have to go up there!
Disgusting.
For those who aren’t familiar with cockney rhyming slang “giant naan” = “ paedo farm”.
bosstrabs Here’s one for Smallman: you have to spend a year of your life in a) Bradford b) Liverpool c) Birmingham. Where are you choosing? @Smallman1
Birmingham!
Naan bed
Bought from IKeema
Naan night 
If I were to score these puns, they’d be getting a naan out of 10.