Dubman in as Minister without portfolio 
JC Manifesto
Middle East Envoy - Small Pouch
He’s been glassed in the north and his last anglo-irish talks ended with him being chased off a bridge into a river, he’s therefore the perfect man to calm those fiery arabs and ruthless jews
Minister for Sport - Rhouses
The enthusiastic if somewhat limited ability participant of baddie and table tennis will rejuvenate the UK’s love for sport and activity
UK Night Czar - Mad Cyril
When there’s serious clubbing to be done and it’s definitely on no later than 9.30pm, MC is your man. Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sunday night gigs? He’ll be out at the coal face right up until the end credits of Have I Got News For You
Brexit/trade negotiator will be Hugo.
Just utterly bores even the most hardened American or Chinese trade negotiator into submission by revisiting the weeds of page 1891 of a proposed tariff reduction agreement again.
-si- lol
Simon, Do us a bant!
Simon Simon, Do us a bant!
Wasily hope that’s not for the pacemaker, @Mad_Cyril. Would be a bit concerned by the ‘pause’ button if so..
ScottBailey
Use it for rest periods between 8 and 10pm
8 - Trisco–Musak (Wonderland Avenue Remix) to be played at 7am each Monday morning across all radio/TV and public address systems to motivate workers and push productivity.
9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.
IndustryStandard 9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.
And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.
Along_the_Wire And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.
LOL
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- @alistair to provide a Bruno Brookes style Beatport Top 10 countdown every Monday morning.
Dave is writing a ‘Manifesto’?!
So he’s about to shoot up a massage parlour like that bloke in Atlanta?….
“[Trabs] told police he was motivated by a sexual addiction that was at odds with his Christianity, for which he had spent time in an evangelical treatment clinic, and that he had been targeting establishments where he had previously paid for sex”
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Along_the_Wire IndustryStandard 9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.
And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.
Great stuff. Show to be called “Firmware on the Tyne”
Theme tune:
Sections:
Howey the EPROM!
Tackling BIOS updates after drinking 18 pints of Newky brown
mono-stereo Could also add a third section
‘Metadata Madness’ (7 hours) -
Join Nass as he re-organises his files by the colour they make him feel when he plays them. Marvel as he creates a VB Macro to Mailmerge the new metadata using outlook express, after reinstalling Recordbox for the 15th time, learning handy new reg edit prompts along the way.