JC Manifesto

Amps

Anyone releasing music in a calendar year, also has to produce at least one PROPER PROG TRACK in a 94 - 99 style.
Big push on safrole oil / trees.

The big 6&7, as it would come to be known, helped everyone get back to the coal face!

mono-stereo

Dubman in as Minister without portfolio 💼

-si-

Middle East Envoy - Small Pouch
He’s been glassed in the north and his last anglo-irish talks ended with him being chased off a bridge into a river, he’s therefore the perfect man to calm those fiery arabs and ruthless jews

Minister for Sport - Rhouses
The enthusiastic if somewhat limited ability participant of baddie and table tennis will rejuvenate the UK’s love for sport and activity

UK Night Czar - Mad Cyril
When there’s serious clubbing to be done and it’s definitely on no later than 9.30pm, MC is your man. Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sunday night gigs? He’ll be out at the coal face right up until the end credits of Have I Got News For You

Old-Dutch

-si- lol

Mad_Cyril

-si- 10pm Si, I’m a bit of an animal once the pacemaker kicks in!

Smallman1

-si- A rare but well earned lol for Si!

bosstrabs

Brexit/trade negotiator will be Hugo.

Just utterly bores even the most hardened American or Chinese trade negotiator into submission by revisiting the weeds of page 1891 of a proposed tariff reduction agreement again.

-si-

Mad_Cyril

Sorry, mate, did you a disservice there! 10pm it is!

Wasily

Mad_Cyril 10pm Si, I’m a bit of an animal once the pacemaker kicks in!

Do you wear the GLOVES too?

ScottBailey

Wasily hope that’s not for the pacemaker, @Mad_Cyril. Would be a bit concerned by the ‘pause’ button if so..

baggers44

Wasily I had one of those - what a load of old shite it was !!

bosstrabs

Simon, Do us a bant!
Simon Simon, Do us a bant!

Mad_Cyril

ScottBailey
Use it for rest periods between 8 and 10pm

IndustryStandard

8 - Trisco–Musak (Wonderland Avenue Remix) to be played at 7am each Monday morning across all radio/TV and public address systems to motivate workers and push productivity.
9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

Along_the_Wire

IndustryStandard 9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

Mad_Cyril

Along_the_Wire And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

LOL

mono-stereo

Along_the_Wire IndustryStandard 9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

Great stuff. Show to be called “Firmware on the Tyne”

Theme tune:

Sections:
Howey the EPROM!
Tackling BIOS updates after drinking 18 pints of Newky brown

NasserAlazzawi

Along_the_Wire And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

Imagine a world where DJ equipment just works correctly with all of the features, the first time it is released.

Imagine.

And Microdose, yo.

ScottBailey

@alistair to provide a Bruno Brookes style Beatport Top 10 countdown every Monday morning.

hugopal

bosstrabs

Dave is writing a ‘Manifesto’?!

So he’s about to shoot up a massage parlour like that bloke in Atlanta?….

“[Trabs] told police he was motivated by a sexual addiction that was at odds with his Christianity, for which he had spent time in an evangelical treatment clinic, and that he had been targeting establishments where he had previously paid for sex”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Atlanta_spa_shootings

Mad_Cyril

mono-stereo Could also add a third section

‘Metadata Madness’ (7 hours) -

Join Nass as he re-organises his files by the colour they make him feel when he plays them. Marvel as he creates a VB Macro to Mailmerge the new metadata using outlook express, after reinstalling Recordbox for the 15th time, learning handy new reg edit prompts along the way.

Amps

mono-stereo Theme tune:

Looking at the thumbnail for that vid and I jut assumed it was a Reeves and Mortimer spoof. Delighted to see its real!

Wasily

Mad_Cyril Join Nass as he re-organises his files by the colour they make him feel when he plays them

Nasynesthesia?

Along_the_Wire

Mad_Cyril LOL

NasserAlazzawi

Wasily

I can taste bassline… perhaps that wasn’t a microdose

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