JC Manifesto

bosstrabs Replace the national anthem with

Sasha at The Bomb in 97

bosstrabs LOUNGE ACCESS for all

Terrible idea.

Amps in charge of sorting out climate change

And based on the film thread, everyone has to watch at least 2 films a day

RichM And based on the film thread, everyone has to watch at least 2 films a day

But they have to emphasise CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT & SCRIPT QUALITY in every review

And all films have to be REFERENCE QUALITY and in BLU RAY FORMAT.

bosstrabs LOUNGE ACCESS for all. LOUNGES to even be installed at provincial railway stations.

Amps is right, this is a terrible idea. Why would you let the OIKs into THE LOUNGE of all places?

5. All FACTS must be rigorously peer-reviewed. Unless it’s a tweet, either by or involving ELON (who is great and not remotely a massive cunt)

REFRENCE QUALITY FACTS

Buy gold, silver and crypto

Job done

6. Anyone releasing music in a calendar year, also has to produce at least one PROPER PROG TRACK in a 94 - 99 style.

7. Big push on safrole oil / trees.

The big 6&7, as it would come to be known, helped everyone get back to the coal face!

Dubman in as Minister without portfolio

Middle East Envoy - Small Pouch
He’s been glassed in the north and his last anglo-irish talks ended with him being chased off a bridge into a river, he’s therefore the perfect man to calm those fiery arabs and ruthless jews

Minister for Sport - Rhouses
The enthusiastic if somewhat limited ability participant of baddie and table tennis will rejuvenate the UK’s love for sport and activity

UK Night Czar - Mad Cyril
When there’s serious clubbing to be done and it’s definitely on no later than 9.30pm, MC is your man. Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sunday night gigs? He’ll be out at the coal face right up until the end credits of Have I Got News For You

-si- lol

Mad_Cyril

Sorry, mate, did you a disservice there! 10pm it is!

Mad_Cyril 10pm Si, I’m a bit of an animal once the pacemaker kicks in!

Do you wear the GLOVES too?

-si- A rare but well earned lol for Si!

Wasily hope that’s not for the pacemaker, @Mad_Cyril. Would be a bit concerned by the ‘pause’ button if so..

ScottBailey
Use it for rest periods between 8 and 10pm

8 - Trisco–Musak (Wonderland Avenue Remix) to be played at 7am each Monday morning across all radio/TV and public address systems to motivate workers and push productivity.
9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

IndustryStandard 9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

Along_the_Wire And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

LOL

bosstrabs

Dave is writing a ‘Manifesto’?!

So he’s about to shoot up a massage parlour like that bloke in Atlanta?….

“[Trabs] told police he was motivated by a sexual addiction that was at odds with his Christianity, for which he had spent time in an evangelical treatment clinic, and that he had been targeting establishments where he had previously paid for sex”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Atlanta_spa_shootings

mono-stereo Could also add a third section

‘Metadata Madness’ (7 hours) -

Join Nass as he re-organises his files by the colour they make him feel when he plays them. Marvel as he creates a VB Macro to Mailmerge the new metadata using outlook express, after reinstalling Recordbox for the 15th time, learning handy new reg edit prompts along the way.

Mad_Cyril LOL

mono-stereo Theme tune:

Looking at the thumbnail for that vid and I jut assumed it was a Reeves and Mortimer spoof. Delighted to see its real!

Along_the_Wire And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

Imagine a world where DJ equipment just works correctly with all of the features, the first time it is released.

Imagine.

And Microdose, yo.

NasserAlazzawi Imagine a world where DJ equipment just works correctly with all of the features, the first time it is released.

We already had that. it was called a 1210 mk2.

Wasily

I can taste bassline… perhaps that wasn’t a microdose

bosstrabs LOL, Hugo’s so autistic he can’t even do a basic bants.

Everyone knows that to do a PROPER bants you must CAPITALISE your words like a RAGING SPERG.

hugopal This is basically the equivalent of questioning the spelling of looser