'Saw a woman in her 60s getting fingerbanged on the swings'
I always thought the “Tidy” weekenders sounded particularly grim.
Not gonna lie, makes me proud to be British. No other country does this sort of thing as well as us. Burning Man etc can fuck right off when we’ve got back to the 90s at Margate Butlins. Ah bosh!
The People’s Glastonbury
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Hoping to catch Bell and Spurling at the next one.
mono-stereo Jesus fucking wept!
Grim
Hilarious. Bell & Spurling 
What a mad character Farage is.
Roger Daltrey’s let himself go.
Bell & Spurling are one of snrs
Christ no, he preferred manufactured pop bands who sold millions of records.
It’s a spectacular fall from grace for him from Sinita to B&S, but maybe he needs to get back in the game properly rather than dialing it in from Corfu? Just a suggestion.
He’s been retired for 20 years Millsy!
FACELESS EU bureaucrats tried to ban pensioners getting backscuttled over a grit bin outside their chalet.
Fortunately we got our country back 
mono-stereo Backscuttled
Meddling Labour Apparatchiks want to BAN fingering under the guise of NANNY STATE Health ans Safety laws