General Football Nonsense

Smallman, you’re not a football fan, you’re the equivalent of that braying bellend who scores tickets to his company’s box every week and no one tells to fuck off for being a know-nothing cunt because most people are too polite. Except your freebie exec box isn’t a box, it’s just bog-standard seats with hot choc and Smallman Sr’s corpulent frame wedged between you and some singer from the 80s who has to write songs about the Covid to make people remember who he is.

You shitnecked incel mong

Smallman1 Still love the fact that only BF (RIP) and me are the only two posters to have seen their side lift ole big ears in the flesh.

Proper fans.

Fuck off Ed.

I was there last year Ed, a couple of miles away in a Madrid bar wall to wall with Liverpool fans.

Good times.

Hursty I think he means in the actual stadium

bosstrabs Karl-Heinz Riedle

Was he any good for us, my late 90s football memories are a little hazy.

bosstrabs Still, the club I always root for in the Bundesliga is Werder Bremen - they were my first choice so I’ll stick with them

Bremen is a bit of a drab city though, and the wind is colder than a polar bear’s nutsack.

Just when you think you can’t love him any more he rocks up with a Scouse perm and a tache.

Little Richard found alive and well

hugopal So is where I grew up so no big deal

Anyway, I like their green kit. There isn’t a team who plays in green in England (except lower league like Plymouth Argyle).

Old-Dutch Yes, their nickname is the ‘Canaries’ because they play in predominantly green.

They’ve had plenty of green kits over the years

They’ve had plenty of green ON their kits.

They have probably had all green away kits.

I can’t be arsed dragging this out but to me saying ‘Norwich play in green’ is like saying ‘Everton play in white’.

Ok fair dos. Bit of a pointless argument to be fair lol

Think Yeovil are the only other team I can think of that play in green predominately in the English leagues

mrrossi Forest Green, now in the football league, if we’re going to be pedantic.

Although their traditional colours were black and white stripes, they only changed to green recently.

Along_the_Wire I think he means in the actual stadium

Lol, correct.

bosstrabs Smallman, you’re not a football fan, you’re the equivalent of that braying bellend who scores tickets to his company’s box every week and no one tells to fuck off for being a know-nothing cunt because most people are too polite. Except your freebie exec box isn’t a box, it’s just bog-standard seats with hot choc and Smallman Sr’s corpulent frame wedged between you and some singer from the 80s who has to write songs about the Covid to make people remember who he is.

You shitnecked incel mong

22 years I’ve had the season ticket Dave.

The one words that springs to mind is COMMITMENT.

If this doesn’t draw Dermo out then nothing will