I wonder what Worzel has been doing during lockdown? Perhaps some thycling. He loves the feel of tight shorts around his most private area, sweating gently into the lycra on a steep hill climb. Sensual, but gifted with masculine energy. Home in time for tea, cold shower, slip into a pair of Nudie jeans. They’re expensive you know. Yes, thycling it is. What fun.
Nudie Jeans are boss tbf.
BigFella You’ll be banned soon, get your drivel in toot sweet.
You spelt dribble wrong, Grant
It’s a bit like watching shit 90s Italian footy with us these days, no pace, everyone walking, taking forever on the ball, empty stadiums, shit kits, moody phizes everywhere you look.
Amps It’s a bit like watching shit 90s Italian footy with us these days, no pace, everyone walking, taking forever on the ball, empty stadiums, shit kits, moody phizes everywhere you look.
About three years ago, somebody asked me the weird/daft question, “If you had to never watch football again, or never listen to music again, which would you choose?” It seemed a bit tricky but I went for music, because to someone who likes watching quite a few sports, football does at least have ‘substitutes’ (excuse the pun) to take your mind off not watching it.
However, now I am totally 100% sure of my answer, based on the above and VAR.
LOL at Ian Wright’s “up norf” clobber.
Wrighty has put on some serious timber.
Cheeky VAMOS from Bruno, watch the replay!
Mad_Cyril he’ll probably serve a 3 match ban for that as it probably insulted someone somewhere in the world…
Top of the table and knocking Liverpool out of the cup. Nom nom.
But we scored, not once but twice!
To be honest, this isn’t a bad time to have a period of poor form, as long as we come out of it!
Wrighty looks cosy in his sleeping bag. Alan Shearer looks like a 24ct plonker in his Baker boy hat.
United had too much for Liverpool who are badly missing Van Dijk’s organisation at the back.
Does anyone really give a fuck about the FA Cup?
Along_the_Wire much more than the league cup, yes. Lot less than the league.
Williams at fault for loads today. Need a better solution in defence in this window
Along_the_Wire Gave up yesterday
Fuck off Liverpool!
Along_the_Wire
About 3rd in trophy preference, and its a distant 3rd
So not really!
Unless you’re Chelsea
I lied, I still absolutely love football and Donald Silverbridge is the reason
Bless him
Along_the_Wire It’s a sideshow and frankly, it’s turning into a national embarrassment. They need to liven it up, perhaps by releasing live animals on to the pitch at half time or having various players shot at during play.
That or something like the Japanese did with their equivalent domestic cup back in the 90s
Silverbridge on fine form!
Yeah…. Shades of Alexei Sayle ijn the Young Ones
With a hint of Dick Dasterdly thrown in too
Bigfella is only capable of 3 word posts so it’s definitely not him
Is Timothy Warner a Chelsea Legend yet?
"Time for Jurgen to make a huge fuss, take whatever fines and suspensions.
That was no where even close to a free kick.
Bollocks to the no conspiracy shouts on here.
That was absolutely disgusting.'
VAMOSSSSS
Rashford is a quality player, he looked rapid and dangerous every time he had the ball yesterday
Hope he can make the difference for England in his career.
Mason Greenwood decent but ghei.
Likely to get a lot of stick when the fans are back in the grounds.
Hursty For allegedly being the gay high-profile Premiership footballer.
Three videos have done the rounds - one of him twerking on another player in the changing room, other horseplay with him and his cock in the changing room and one of him leaning in to try and kiss another player on a night out.
