General Football Nonsense

ScottBailey

-si- Thanks for the support. Means a lot! 😆

Smallman1

Chelsea v Real Madrid for me tomorrow night.

Which is nice.

Smallman1

Is there a thicker pundit than Rio Ferdinand?

hugopal

Smallman1 Is there a thicker pundit than Rio Ferdinand?

Jamie Redknapp.

Jermaine Beckford whenever he occasionally gets trotted out as well.

Martin Keown also gives Rio a run for his money.

alistair

Rest Hendo at your peril. More leaks than Ed’s roof

Echo

alistair

What are you on about leaks?

alistair

Echo steadying our ship again

Smallman1

Take it everyone will be cheering on the Chels later?!

alistair

Smallman1 no mate, I hope Benzema and Vinicius tear your boys a new one.

Hursty

Smallman1 I think Madrid will give Chelski a right kicking tonight, based on being outclassed by titans of the English Premier League, Brentford at the weekend.

Wally

Smallman1 UKRAINIAN BLOOD ON OUR HANDS?! NO THANK YOU. GOOD DAY SIR!

(not got any room left on my hands with all the Saudi blood apparently)

alistair

hugopal the world is full of them. Jenas is truly anodyne too

hugopal

alistair if you had to play a drinking game where you did a shot every time Jermaine Jenas said “like” then you’d be hammered in 2 minutes.

alistair

hugopal Yup. Throw Danny Murphy, Michael Owen and Jimmy Floyd in there too. I actually used to quite like Collymore. Yes, he was a nob but he was opinionated and interesting, hence he is out of a job.

hugopal

alistair Yup. Throw Danny Murphy, Michael Owen and Jimmy Floyd in there too.

I actually think Michael Owen gets a lot of unfair stick and is one of the better pundits around.

His voice is dull enough to send most people to sleep, but his actual analysis is often legit unparalleled. I don’t recall hearing any other pundit being so precise when dissecting shooting technique and what players do well and not so well when presented with a scoring chance. He sounds like he’d make an excellent coach (not manager) as well if he could be bothered.

-si-

Good result in the end last night. Start of the second half didn’t look too promising, they came flying out of the blocks. That boy nunez looks some player. Could do worse than look at him over the next season or two.

Can’t wait for sunday now! The reason you follow the beautiful game is for this stage of the season. It may well go absolutely tits up and city win 7 nil but it’s the hope that kills you!

Smallman1

Chop Souey is my favourite pundit.

And I like Roy Keane too.

Like me, they’re both cut from granite.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Chop Souey is my favourite pundit.

And I like Roy Keane too.

Like me, they’re both cut from granite.

Key difference, though, unlike Ed Smallman, Roy Keane didn’t have an absolute magic wand of a left peg.

Nor a headwand, come to think of it.

Amps

Smallman1 cut from granite.

Scanned that as ‘giraffe’ and then realised it’s still accurate.

-si-

That would be some midfield trio, the game would be won before a ball is kicked. Souness, keane and smallman.

Smallman1

bosstrabs Key difference, though, unlike Ed Smallman, Roy Keane didn’t have an absolute magic wand of a left peg.

Nor a headwand, come to think of it.

A lol for Dave!

Amps

bosstrabs Nor a headwand

Scanned that as ‘headweave’, and then realised its probably still accurate.

bosstrabs

hugopal but his actual analysis is often legit unparalleled.

To be fair he is more cogent than many of the thick as pigshit pundits.

Seemed to me to be just about spot on analysing United recently, although he was possibly stating the obvious.

alistair

TBF, Souey, Keane and Neville would probably be the ideal three for Super Sunday but that’s at least one too many men, not to mention they’re all white

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