Millsy looks homely. Stolen jacket, dumpster fire, gun and XL bully dog at your feet with a pint of Fosters, the locals shooting at you? Yes, please

Fixed that for you

ScottBailey It actually looked like somewhere where you’d train for Northern Ireland or FIBUA.

16 days later

Brutal on the beach works well.

Gwathmey Siegel’s Lomax House:

    Top top architecture!

    Is that your flat, Ed?

    This is it -

    Glad to see you’ve got it fixed lol

    Slow progress but progress nonetheless!

    ’yeah, it’s all done mate. Just needs a bit of flashing around the edges (not a euphemism). That’ll be £50k please. Do you need any tarmacking done while I’m here?'

    Millsy my head nearly fell off when I realised there was a sequel.

      Amps hold….the….phone…

      It looks shit though, gutted

      • Amps replied to this.

        Millsy haven’t seen it in a long time, but I think it’s only as shit and daft as the original.

        Amps Vernacular suggests somewhere other than the Cotswolds, possibly Shropshire way.

        A quick google reveals that it’s ‘West Gate Lodge’, SP3 6SW - in the Cranborne Chase AONB in Wiltshire.

        RichM that’s prob worth £1m in the Cotswolds!

        benson You are missing a zero off the end

        It’s not that big of a house and it doesn’t appear to have that big of a garden. The house itself doesn’t seem to have been sold in at least 30 years, but from a vague knowledge of the area and a check of others around it, I would guess in its current location it would be around £700k if in decent internal condition.

        If it was rather in the Cotswolds, then depending on where exactly it would probably be a bit more, but I don’t think by a huge amount. The Cranborne Chase AONB is already fairly desirable in its own right. Obviously it would depend where exactly in the Cotswolds, but again given its size I don’t think you’d be paying much more than £1mil for it in even the most popular spots. In most parts it would still be notably under it.

          And before anyone starts, here are the property weeds….

            Have a day off Hugo for Christ’s sake!

              hugopal

              I pity the poor cunt that would have to paint those windows

              Smallman1 Have a day off Hugo for Christ’s sake!

              Geez, I help Amps identify his dream house and that’s all the thanks I get?!

              hugopal so I was roughly right on the price tag