Due to the crushing weight of capitalism I doubt I’ll ever retire, but if I do, I’d quite like it to be to a little pile like this.

    Amps would hate to even contemplate the levels of sexual deviancy that would go on inside that house should you ever achieve your twisted ambitions.

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        Amps The bottom photo looks like Jacky Treehorn’s gaff from the Big Lebowski.

            Millsy Would spend every day dressed as a ginger wolf, dressed as ‘grandma’.

                RichM Cotswolds

                Vernacular suggests somewhere other than the Cotswolds, possibly Shropshire way.

                  Amps Would spend every day dressed as a ginger wolf, dressed as ‘grandma’.

                  LOL

                  No one would bat an eyelid in Shropshire

                    Used to be the pub at the end of my road. Shithole.

                    Ferriers Estate Kidbrooke (twinned with the Bronx)

                      Dan no longer there. Got bulldozed. I actually lived in a flat that was part of the regeneration project there, for two years. Pretty decent round those parts these days.

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                          ScottBailey looks homely. Barbour jacket, roaring log fire, gun dogs at your feet with a pint of Ole Thumper, shooting the breeze with the locals? Yes, please.