Brutal on the beach works well.

Gwathmey Siegel’s Lomax House:

    Top top architecture!

    Is that your flat, Ed?

    This is it -

    Glad to see you’ve got it fixed lol

    Slow progress but progress nonetheless!

    ’yeah, it’s all done mate. Just needs a bit of flashing around the edges (not a euphemism). That’ll be £50k please. Do you need any tarmacking done while I’m here?'

    Millsy my head nearly fell off when I realised there was a sequel.

      Amps hold….the….phone…

      It looks shit though, gutted

      • Amps replied to this.

        Millsy haven’t seen it in a long time, but I think it’s only as shit and daft as the original.

        Amps Vernacular suggests somewhere other than the Cotswolds, possibly Shropshire way.

        A quick google reveals that it’s ‘West Gate Lodge’, SP3 6SW - in the Cranborne Chase AONB in Wiltshire.

        RichM that’s prob worth £1m in the Cotswolds!

        benson You are missing a zero off the end

        It’s not that big of a house and it doesn’t appear to have that big of a garden. The house itself doesn’t seem to have been sold in at least 30 years, but from a vague knowledge of the area and a check of others around it, I would guess in its current location it would be around £700k if in decent internal condition.

        If it was rather in the Cotswolds, then depending on where exactly it would probably be a bit more, but I don’t think by a huge amount. The Cranborne Chase AONB is already fairly desirable in its own right. Obviously it would depend where exactly in the Cotswolds, but again given its size I don’t think you’d be paying much more than £1mil for it in even the most popular spots. In most parts it would still be notably under it.

          And before anyone starts, here are the property weeds….

            Have a day off Hugo for Christ’s sake!

              hugopal

              I pity the poor cunt that would have to paint those windows

              Smallman1 Have a day off Hugo for Christ’s sake!

              Geez, I help Amps identify his dream house and that’s all the thanks I get?!

              hugopal so I was roughly right on the price tag

                RichM probably a bit on the excessive side, and certainly not worthy of benson’s interjection.

                Arthur Erickson’s Shaughnessy Place, Vancouver