The Japanese can barely conceal their disdain for Westerners or Koreans, fuck knows what they’ll make of Rhouses’ rabble.

    I’m too Rhousesey for Milan, too Rhousesey for Milan, New York and Japan

    bosstrabs ive grown up with the japanese, best friend in high school and roommates in college. Guess you could say they are worldly. My best friend is more Indian than Japanese, he just did a 5 year stint in India, he’s back, will spend a couple of nights in his town - the gyoza capital of japan. But yeah, not gonna lie, slightly nervous about being with the people and the hardcore language barrier.

    Will not be taking cologne, just the odourless deo. Lol.

      They say the language of love is universal. You’ll be fine mate 👍

        JEETpanese

        Visions of our man in Japan catastrophically clogging up the toilet system on a bullet train.

        Sewage spurting, commuters covered in shit. The train derails because the driver jumped off.

        The CEO of Hitachi forced to hang himself in an act of corporate contrition.

        Anyway, have a nice trip mate.

          mono-stereo lol. Lots of Harakiri being committed by the cleaning staff at each of the dawgz travel stops.

              Millsy But the toilets will still be playing chill out music and pumping out potpourri as they spend hours breaking down a King Kong’s finger.

                Guys - Please don’t make assumptions. Neither Pootpourri or “chill out music” are considered in scope here. A cursory glance at https://eurospec.eu/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/EuroSpec-Toilets-for-railway-vehicles-v3.0.pdf would of told you this.

                Section TOI-0014 provides further clarity.

                "The toilet system shall be able to flush the toilet
                every 90 seconds."

                "The flushing capacity is to be sufficient for normal-use aswell as during peak-use and cause no limitations
                on the availability.
                This number of flushes is not to be used for calculating capacity for fresh- and waste water tanks.

                The toilet system shall be able to flush a second time within 30 seconds after the first flush. This sequence shall be able to be repeated after 90 seconds.
                The flushing capacity is to be sufficient for normal use aswell as during peak use and cause no limitations on
                the availability. This number of flushes is not to be used for calculating capacity for fresh- and waste water tanks

                Henry Did a bit of research, Sapporo looks like it would be worth a two night stay and good fun. Found a really nice jazz club, the royce chocolate factory, the nikka distillery and a sapporo beer museum. Plus some amazing nature attractions too. Any hotel and restaurant recommendations? Should we aim to stay close to Odori park/station?

                    I will say one thing for the Nipponese.

                    They do a sort of minced beef and potato croquette which is like the best ‘Northern English’ food item you could ever imagine, except tastier because it’s been made by Asians.

                    You should just do a mukbang video of you eating lots of those.

                      bosstrabs Korrokke. Even better with curry sauce. Ate so much of it in college (cheap meal), don’t really go out of my way to search them out. They’re basically called “chops” with the anglo Indians and my family.

                        rhouses Anywhere close to Sapporo Station will suit you well. I usually stay in the JR East Mets hotel, which is modern and fairly cheap. The room includes free cans of GABA to help you chill and kip.
                        You can get to Odori Park directly from Sapporo Station using the underground shopping mall which stretches south of the station. No need to go to street level as the underground walking network runs for miles. It’s pretty incredible.
                        A day/afternoon trip to nearby Otaru is also worth it if you time.

                            Henry oh that sounds like orchard street in singapore, the entire stretch is an underground air conditioned shopping mall alongside the metro subway. Took me two trips to discover, and far too many walks in humidity and heat.

                              Henry The room includes free cans of GABA to help you chill and kip.

                              To be honest, mate, Gabba’s the last thing I’d want to listen to if I’m trying for a kip.

                                mono-stereo Visions of our man in Japan catastrophically clogging up the toilet system on a bullet train.

                                Sewage spurting, commuters covered in shit. The train derails because the driver jumped off.

                                The CEO of Hitachi forced to hang himself in an act of corporate contrition.

                                Anyway, have a nice trip mate.

                                Lol!