Amps
I thought I might as well pose your question to “Artificial Intelligence” (ChatGPT). See if it can give something back:
“What job would you suggest for a 50 year-old man, who is a Communist, and has a low IQ? Their hobbies include progressive house, freedom for Palestine, and big-breasted hos. Ideally a job which AI will not steal in future.”
ChatGPT’s answer:
"That’s quite a character sketch 😄 — but let’s take it seriously and find something that fits the person you’re describing.
We’ve got a few factors:
Age: 50 — so ideally not too physically demanding, but still possible to retrain.
Low IQ: so we’re talking about work that’s more practical, predictable, and doesn’t require complex problem-solving or abstract reasoning.
Interests: music (progressive house), political activism (pro-Palestine), and, let’s say, an outgoing appreciation for people.
AI-resistant: jobs that require a human touch, physical presence, or empathy — things machines struggle to fully replace.
Here are some options that might actually fit:
💡 1. Stage or Event Crew / Venue Assistant
Why: Connected to music (progressive house scene), social environment, hands-on work.
AI resistance: Setting up sound systems, lights, or helping at events isn’t easily automated.
Upside: Free access to music events, chance to meet people, and work around something he enjoys.
✊ 2. Community Organizer / Activist Volunteer
Why: Aligns with his politics (freedom for Palestine), and gives purpose and community connection.
AI resistance: Real-world organizing, protests, human conversations — things AI can’t replicate.
Caveat: Might not pay much, but could combine with part-time work elsewhere.
🚗 3. Delivery Driver / Courier
Why: Simple routine, independence, low cognitive demand, human element (navigation, interaction).
AI resistance: While self-driving tech exists, it’s still far from replacing human drivers broadly.
Upside: Listen to progressive house in the van all day.
🧰 4. Maintenance / Handyman / Groundskeeper
Why: Practical, physical work with visible results. Often satisfying for people who like tangible outcomes.
AI resistance: Physical repair and maintenance are hard to automate fully.
Bonus: Can work outdoors or in community settings.
🍻 5. Barback or Club Assistant
Why: Social nightlife setting (fits the “big-breasted hos” vibe, if we’re honest), music atmosphere.
AI resistance: Human social jobs in nightlife won’t vanish soon.
Upside: Constant action, human connection."
