Glastonbury

Mad_Cyril

How does the ladyboy keep his cock from falling out of that thong?

alistair

Phil-McRackin Everyone wants to say they saw Elton before he pops his clogs. Now if only he played Nikita.

Dan

alistair Saw him at Hylands Park ✅

Mad_Cyril

Dan
Hang tough Dan ✊

C_J

This Elton gig and the state of some of the cunts in the audience. A sad indictment of modern Britain.

Mad_Cyril

C_J
He fucking bossed it CJ.

C_J

Obviously there’s no good time or place for a nuclear strike to happen but if we’re talking least bad….. would be one hell of a way to sign off.

Dan

C_J Luton ideally

Heno

Elton Gone

mono-stereo

Cankles-McJeggings

Heno Poor aul Elton sounds like Chewbacca playing a piano after a few drinks

Hate to think what 50 + years of having your ring piece ransacked does to a man. He’s s a vile individual too 🤮

Millsy

Cankles-McJeggings Ed’s in his 40s, mate

Cankles-McJeggings

whatever It was advising that you use a recognised Post Code e.g. use SW1A 1AA for London, E1 OAA for East London, and E16 2JE for Docklands and even find the address those Post Codes link to. In other words, a general UK address might not be enough.

Maybe, where does it ask for postcodes though not seen that? Or do you mean when you register for the iPlayer ?

whatever

Cankles-McJeggings

Yep, when you register.

alistair

Cankles-McJeggings

What’s with all this fucking ’That’s it. That’s the tweet’ fucking bollox all over the internet? Is this the latest twat talk? Right up there with ‘We go again’ cunt speak. 🤮

Cankles-McJeggings

I’ll give it a go but not sure I can now. Have to re do it when I’m back next July!

Cankles-McJeggings

Lolz I’ve just had the displeasure of seeing blondie 😱
Why oh why are they doing this to themselves? Why oh why has glasto turned into a geriatric pop star of the past freak show? Pitiful.
Guns and roses absolutely shite too.

LT42

Cankles-McJeggings Guns and roses absolutely shite too.

The sound was terrible when they played, Axl’s mic turned right down and just a cacophony of out of sync guitar riffs.

hugopal

Cankles-McJeggings Lolz I’ve just had the displeasure of seeing blondie 😱
Why oh why are they doing this to themselves? Why oh why has glasto turned into a geriatric pop star of the past freak show? Pitiful.

Because most contemporary pop+rock music is shite and they’re desperate for female headliners.

seanc80

Rick Astley singing The Smiths was grim too.

LT42

seanc80 absolutely. These are some of the comments I’ve seen regarding Astley doing those songs..

A.) A real tour de force.
B.) Re-energising these songs with blissful ease.
C.) Such an incredible off the cuff performance. Oozes professionalism.
D.) Astley has been sensational, one of the greatest performers the world has ever seen based on that last number.
E.) Wow, Astley pushing the boundaries of contemporary music here, his barotone voice seething with emotion.

All of the above from Alistair. What a fucking cunt.

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