Ed Smallman, the bloke who takes a whole massive gob bite out of a xiaolongbao, pissing hot meat juice all over his Billionaire Boys’ Club gilet, the fucking twat.
A list of restaurants
Lol, I’m going to have that!
I hope you tip it all over yourself with your spastic ricket hands.
Sautéed Gong Bao King Prawns with Cashew Nuts
Fuck me, Kung Pao Prawns* with Cashew Nuts, the Ikea caff has more imaginative cooks.
*Gong Bao is the Mandarin name; Kung Pao is the Cantonese name.
Min Jiang Sichuan Hot and Sour Soup
It’s like a compendium of 1980s Chinese dishes.
What’s this place again? The Summer Palace in Watford?
Chilli Prawn Toast with Sesame Seeds
Utterly pointless waste of money, this gaff.
It’s the Chinese equivalent of paying about £80 for an Italian and getting beef lasagne and garlic bread.
I don’t know if i have already mentioned it but we went to the Bao in New York.
It was great food.
At least go here if you’re going to spend wedge:
https://hutong.co.uk/
(I’ve not been, but I’ve been told by Chinese people who’ve been to London that it’s good)
benson I don’t know if i have already mentioned it but we went to the Bao in New York.
It was great food.
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I doubt that when there is a Din Tai Fung in NYC.
Smallman, I wish for once in your life, you weren’t such a rem.
I’m bang on it Dave, you know that brother!
bosstrabs if it hasn’t got a signed photo of Gary Lineker from the 80s in the window, I ain’t going!
I hope the Libpool fans lob a paving slab at you, Ed.
Corn-fed chicken? I thought that was frowned upon these days.
jonattonyeah Don’t even bother, it’s served with pineapple.
Smallman, the biggest cunt to ever walk the planet.