bosstrabs I’d like to slide one of those long bastards down your Gregory and then stamp on your throat, Smalls.

Lol, thanks Dave!

LT42 The Doner with garlic or spicy sauce can’t be found in Turkey.

Sounds like the Turks need a lesson in cooking Turkish

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    Lol, they’re getting it all wrong!

    RichM I order a Bleeker St at work sometimes… a quality burger… the angry fries are great too

    Old-Dutch lol, in their defence they do knock out doner sans garlic sauce but filled with chips instead. Standard ketchup optional. Plus the islak burger is a thing of beauty, its basically a McDonalds cheeseburger (sans cheese) dipped fully in a watery tomato sauce, basically translates to “wet burger”. Got the horn just writing that too.

      LT42 its basically a McDonalds cheeseburger (sans cheese)

      Smallman would be all over that, the daft allergic cunt.

      There’s a group of unlikely restaurateurs who have got together around my way and they are opening up cocktail bars and restaurants in the empty units on the High Street. It’s fucking ace to be fair. Got so many local options on my doorstep now (with more on the horizon) that I can sack off having to head up town for a decent meal.

        Old-Dutch There’s a group of unlikely restaurateurs who have got together around my way and they are opening up cocktail bars and restaurants in the empty units on the High Street.

        Sounds like a front for money laundering or paediatricians

        No doubt that there’s money laundering going on. But the places are all great

          Headed over to the Oakland Track for some tacos. El Paisa. Absolutely flawless. The 17 year old prostitutes were a rough beat but the tacos were excellent. I complain about living here from time to time but the cheap food is unassailable.

            Shout out to Zenxi in Chelmsford. Best Oriental/ Chinese restaurant there. Comparable with Hakkasan but nowhere near as expensive. Had the seafood set menu with my wife last night 👌

              Dave is going to love that you went for the set menu at a Chinese restaurant in Chelmsford.