bosstrabs
To be fair to Eddie, the amount of times he justifies a shit restaurant choice with a link to a Jay Rainer review does lend him a certain gravitas

    Just had a “Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Holes” from Bross Bagels Stockbridge:

    Buffalo Bacon Schmear, Sliced Chicken, Parmesan Panko Crumb, Fresh Basil and Buffamayo on Chipotle Cheddar Bagel.

    A real lip-smacking taste, like a kind of sharp citrus tang but also wasabi hot. It’s a slightly strange combination but really works.

    Bross bagels making boss bagels. Who would have thought it!

      This has put the cat amongst the pigeons

      You just focus on your chocolate box good looks, Smallman.

      Was happy to continue here all afternoon, but then I suddenly thought fuck these cunts, why bother? I owe you nothing.

      bosstrabs And how that bird rated you less than ten out of ten.

      Come on Dave, you are better than this.

      Don’t let your hate me for me get in the way of top top bants.

          a month later

          My French doctor said to me this morning, “I am sorry but you have le rot on le nob, monsieur!”