Did you not order 2 or 3 differnet variations of the potatoe on one of your recent restaurant visits. Unbeknownst to yourself of course.

That was Mama Smalls, she couldn’t stop laughing.

It was you a few a weeks ago. You dopey cunt.

Smallman1
BERKbait.

You know who will be FEWWWMIN when he wakes up and reads that

    Amazing food served by professional and polite staff. The decor is quite upscale. White table covers and cloth napkins. Prices are reasonable. I recommend the Aromatic Crispy duck, the stir fry spinach and hot and sour soup. The sizzling lamb was good also. Many Covid safety protocols in place including full glass barricades between tables. Definitely would go back.

    Not my words, the words of HB Jairaj on Google.

      Smallman1 The decor is quite upscale. White table covers and cloth napkins.

      Sounds proper fancy

        Where are you and Dazza going for your anniversary.

        Smallman1 It is. The beef was superb (rare) and the pigs head terrine was like I was dining with David Cameron himself

          Dave, is kung po an actual Chinese dish or another bastardised European effort the Chinese wouldn’t touch?

          Looking down my local Chinese takeaway menu to work out how many of them are even genuine. I’m making a list. I have gravy chips and fried rice so far on the list.

          I have Kung Po Chicken when I’m feeling a little crazy Si.

          IT’S GOT FACKIN NATS IN IT, INNIT.

          Egg Fried rice of course, I’m not a compete animal