The Top Top Restaurant Thread

Mad_Cyril

Mad_Cyril
Bottomless brunches also a major whopper magnet.

Loads of them in town.

Some of the classier places have a real day of the dead vibe as the patrons exit.

bosstrabs

Bottomless brunches are full of the worst tossers imaginable.

Cankles-McJeggings

Can imagine smallbrain is a regular.

bosstrabs

Cankles-McJeggings
From what I’ve seen of them (and I have been to a few, both in the UK and Beijing where they are very popular with the expats, plantpotting drinks as I go), they’re full of ‘target-smasher’ types like this:

and their Miss Piggy other halves downing Prosecco, pretending (wishing) they were back in Dubai getting sharted on by an Arab Sheikh for $20,000.

Cankles-McJeggings

The only thing Edwand smashes is his back doors.

bosstrabs

Cankles-McJeggings And his stupid fucking elongated neck on the floor as he trips over his laces.

Mad_Cyril

I might regret this but I’m not convinced Smallwand is the Bottomless Brunch type.

Much prefers to pay north of £20 for egg fried rice under the illusion it’s the next culinary frontier.

Smallman1

Is the right answer MC.

vinnyt77

Went here for dinner last night. Sensational.

https://www.tascatasca.com/

Mad_Cyril

vinnyt77
Goat Stew and Fingering Potatoes

What kind of deviancy is this!?!?

bosstrabs

Remembering the time Smallman had a twenty quid tray of shitty takeaway paella with sausage from a 5/10gaff I had also been to next to the steps down to Borough Market, and said it was ‘tremenballs’ or something.

Wanker.

Smallman1

bosstrabs Remembering the time Smallman had a twenty quid tray of shitty takeaway paella with sausage from a 5/10gaff I had also been to next to the steps down to Borough Market, and said it was ‘tremenballs’ or something.

Wanker.

Now you’re just making things up Dave.

Need to up yo game chief.

vinnyt77

Mad_Cyril Goat stew was top drawer. Lots of shared DNA with a Caribbean Goat curry. Fingerling potatoes sound very wrong, I grant you - but basically just a breed of new potato.

The crab empadas were a highlight. Sort of a high-end take on a Findus Crispy Pancake…

bosstrabs

No, Smallman. All this happened.

Remembering the time Smallman went to Hutong in the Shard and ordered some nonsense designed for total spengs like Iberico pork dumplings with Sichuan garlic sauce.
https://hutong.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/0004_Hutong-Menu_ALC_DIGITAL-2.pdf

bosstrabs

Remembering that time I wished Smallman would fucking drown, and days late he posted that he’d had to run into a river to escape some Irish ruffians.

Millsy

bosstrabs voodoo magic man. Sticking pins into the neck of his doll.

bosstrabs

Remembering that time I went round to Smallman’s house to give him an absolute shoeing, but his doorbell wasn’t even connected to his house. Literally no bellend.

seanc80

Why is Ed getting a particularly rigorous pasting today lol.

Has he done something awful again?

bosstrabs

seanc80 Just a MASSIVE FUCKING CUNT

Smallman1

seanc80 Why is Ed getting a particularly rigorous pasting today lol.

Has he done something awful again?

Like cheese and ham, Dave’s on a roll!

benson

At a top all inclusive resort in the Caribbean and shall be dining on fusion asian cuisine tonight.

I found out that Amy Winehouse came here to try and detox. It did not work.

vinnyt77

benson Staying at an all inclusive resort with limitless boozy cocktails hardly seems like a sound approach to detoxing…

Phil Tufnell was staying there the last time we were in St Lucia. Not trying to detox though. At least, didn’t seem that way from the vast amount of rum he was throwing down his gullet.

hugopal

benson At a top all inclusive resort in the Caribbean and shall be dining on fusion asian cuisine tonight.

I found out that Amy Winehouse came here to try and detox. It did not work.

They tried to make her go Tobago?!

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