The Top Top Restaurant Thread

Mad_Cyril

I might regret this but I’m not convinced Smallwand is the Bottomless Brunch type.

Much prefers to pay north of £20 for egg fried rice under the illusion it’s the next culinary frontier.

Smallman1

Is the right answer MC.

vinnyt77

Went here for dinner last night. Sensational.

https://www.tascatasca.com/

Mad_Cyril

vinnyt77
Goat Stew and Fingering Potatoes

What kind of deviancy is this!?!?

bosstrabs

Remembering the time Smallman had a twenty quid tray of shitty takeaway paella with sausage from a 5/10gaff I had also been to next to the steps down to Borough Market, and said it was ‘tremenballs’ or something.

Wanker.

Smallman1

bosstrabs Remembering the time Smallman had a twenty quid tray of shitty takeaway paella with sausage from a 5/10gaff I had also been to next to the steps down to Borough Market, and said it was ‘tremenballs’ or something.

Wanker.

Now you’re just making things up Dave.

Need to up yo game chief.

vinnyt77

Mad_Cyril Goat stew was top drawer. Lots of shared DNA with a Caribbean Goat curry. Fingerling potatoes sound very wrong, I grant you - but basically just a breed of new potato.

The crab empadas were a highlight. Sort of a high-end take on a Findus Crispy Pancake…

bosstrabs

No, Smallman. All this happened.

Remembering the time Smallman went to Hutong in the Shard and ordered some nonsense designed for total spengs like Iberico pork dumplings with Sichuan garlic sauce.
https://hutong.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/0004_Hutong-Menu_ALC_DIGITAL-2.pdf

bosstrabs

Remembering that time I wished Smallman would fucking drown, and days late he posted that he’d had to run into a river to escape some Irish ruffians.

Millsy

bosstrabs voodoo magic man. Sticking pins into the neck of his doll.

bosstrabs

Remembering that time I went round to Smallman’s house to give him an absolute shoeing, but his doorbell wasn’t even connected to his house. Literally no bellend.

seanc80

Why is Ed getting a particularly rigorous pasting today lol.

Has he done something awful again?

bosstrabs

seanc80 Just a MASSIVE FUCKING CUNT

Smallman1

seanc80 Why is Ed getting a particularly rigorous pasting today lol.

Has he done something awful again?

Like cheese and ham, Dave’s on a roll!

benson

At a top all inclusive resort in the Caribbean and shall be dining on fusion asian cuisine tonight.

I found out that Amy Winehouse came here to try and detox. It did not work.

vinnyt77

benson Staying at an all inclusive resort with limitless boozy cocktails hardly seems like a sound approach to detoxing…

Phil Tufnell was staying there the last time we were in St Lucia. Not trying to detox though. At least, didn’t seem that way from the vast amount of rum he was throwing down his gullet.

hugopal

benson At a top all inclusive resort in the Caribbean and shall be dining on fusion asian cuisine tonight.

I found out that Amy Winehouse came here to try and detox. It did not work.

They tried to make her go Tobago?!

benson

vinnyt77 it’s branded as wellness and relaxation. The mrs doesn’t drink much anyway. And it’s taken me 48 hours to even start relaxing after working nights etc.

I’m gonna get on it tonight. Got padi open water later this week so need to be in shape for that.

Honestly. There’s hardly time to fit in boozing

benson

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1120443/Amy-Winehouse-banned-drinking-hotel-staff-holiday-havoc-continues.html

Millsy

Is it one of those Hedonism numbers Bens? Try and get pulled off in the plunge pool by Doreen from Wigan, it’s a mind scramble!

benson

Millsy absolutely grim. Of all the shameful stuff I have done, that wouldn’t even come close though

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