Smallman1 Si, MC, if you need a translation, just let me know!

Got Google up here nowadays Eddie, ran this through and came out with

‘BERK’

    mono-stereo Also wouldn’t the ragu come with parmigiano? It’s often melted in towards the end of cooking.

    Not when you ask it for it sans cheese!

      Mad_Cyril Got Google up here nowadays Eddie, ran this through and came out with

      ‘BERK’

      Can have a lol for that!

      Smallman1 and how do you ask for a tiramisu sans its main ingredient?!

      Oh to be a fly on the wall of an Italian restaurant when one of the customers asks for their meal to come without cheese. The cries of ‘Mama Mia!’ from the kitchen must still be ringing in the diners’ ears.

        Can anyone remember the address of the company Smallman works at? Mainly so I can order a cheese and onion flan (marked ‘SANS CHEESE’) to be delivered for his firm’s next meeting lunch.

          Millsy Oh to be a fly on the wall of an Italian restaurant when one of the customers asks for their meal to come without cheese

          One couldn’t make a tiramisu without mascarpone.

          When I was in Bologna the waiter thought I was taking the piss when I ordered a pizza without cheese.

          Said he couldn’t do it.

          Had to go to the pizza chef and explain everything and he reluctantly made me one.

          The staff were pointing at me and laughing.

          Wankers.

            hugopal Or order a ‘Quattro Formaggi’ pizza sans formaggi.

            Yeah, but I will actually order something with cheese and the box will simply be marked ‘sans cheese’.

            DEADward Smallman.

            hugopal you still haven’t explained how you managed to eat the tiramisu, chief.

            I think the waitress knew about my allergy and took care of business on my behalf.

            She earned every penny of that generous tip!

              Smallman1 I think the waitress knew about my allergy and took care of business on my behalf.

              You think? But you don’t know?

              What was in the tiramisu if there wasn’t mascarpone? You were just dipping some lady fingers in to raw egg?!

                Smallman1 maybe when you stop chatting absolute bollocks about your supposed condition.

                I’ve clearly struck a nerve now that Ed’s been rumbled.