Smallman1 you still haven’t explained how you managed to eat the tiramisu, chief.
hugopal you still haven’t explained how you managed to eat the tiramisu, chief.
I think the waitress knew about my allergy and took care of business on my behalf.
She earned every penny of that generous tip!
hugopal Or order a ‘Quattro Formaggi’ pizza sans formaggi.
Yeah, but I will actually order something with cheese and the box will simply be marked ‘sans cheese’.
DEADward Smallman.
Smallman1 I think the waitress knew about my allergy and took care of business on my behalf.
You think? But you don’t know?
What was in the tiramisu if there wasn’t mascarpone? You were just dipping some lady fingers in to raw egg?!
Smallman1 Viewers HATE Ed Smallman for this one weird trick!
hugopal What was in the tiramisu if there wasn’t mascarpone?
I suppose you could use coconut cream or something. But no restaurant would make that to order.
What is really going on here.
Shut up Hugo.
Smallman1 maybe when you stop chatting absolute bollocks about your supposed condition.
I’ve clearly struck a nerve now that Ed’s been rumbled.
Walk a mile in my shoes!
Smallman1 if I had your supposed condition I’d definitely be asking what was in my tiramisu before scoffing it.
It doesn’t say much about your claimed foodie/wannabe-Michelin inspector credentials either that you have no idea.
Prob trip over the laces.
Remember those laces 🤣
What the fuck like
seanc80 Remember those laces 🤣 What the fuck like
seanc80 Remember those laces 🤣
Dermo tucked me up like a kipper tbf!
He was absolutely relentless!
Smallman1 and severely brain damaged
Ducasse at the Dorchester for me tonight.
Pre drinks in the library bar at the Lanesborough.
Hopefully time for an afternoon nap beforehand
benson Ducasse at the Dorchester for me tonight.
https://images.app.goo.gl/oGeDJX3CRTvwt6Jc8
Ed Smallman’s favourite meal - and it’s more sophisticated than you might think.
mono-stereo Garlic Bread
Dolphin keeps urging Ed Smallman to follow her… then they discover why
Pensioners in Wadebridge are going mad for Ed Smallman
