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hugopal

bosstrabs More likely this is Ed being a total thicket, and not even knowing tiramisu has mascarpone in it.

Could well be the case, although if true I still can’t understand what he would have thought was in it instead, considering he also claims to be allergic to regular cream.

Smallman1

I had the tiramisu and I was absolutely fine.

And I’ll tell you this for nothing too, it was absolutely magnificent!

benson

Smallman1 maybe try a pizza with cheese on it next?

Had the cheese course with some vintage port last night. Bang on it was too

jonattonyeah

Smallman1 I had the tiramisu and I was absolutely fine.

Smallman1

benson maybe try a pizza with cheese on it next?

No chance, I fancy seeing Christmas this year.

Along_the_Wire

jonattonyeah With salt, yeah, but I like pepper on pretty anything

jonattonyeah

Along_the_Wire

Fair.

Smallman1

I have always bucked the trend tbf.

One of many reasons why the fairer sex are constantly enamoured by me.

hugopal

Smallman1 I have always bucked the trend tbf.

I never knew that lying about being deadly allergic to certain foods was a “trend”.

Along_the_Wire

hugopal I’ve got to be honest, if you’re gonna tell a lie, why would you say your allergic to butter and cheese?

Smallman1

No one said it was going to be easy Hugo!

hugopal

Along_the_Wire I’ve got to be honest, if you’re gonna tell a lie, why would you say your allergic to butter and cheese?

To be fair, I could also imagine that Smalls is utterly oblivious, rather than knowingly lying.

Along_the_Wire

There are far bigger fish to be frying in the world of online bullshitting. Flares, for fucking starters.

Smallman1

No cheese, no buttter.

Or sin queso y sin mantequilla if we’re in Spanish speaking territories.

Dan

Smallman1 In Italian it’s Niente formaggio, niente burro .

In Polish it’s Bez sera, bez masła..

bosstrabs

Smallman1

不要加黄油
不要加奶酪

In Hanyu Pinyin transliteration, that’s
bùyào jiā huángyóu (for no butter)
bùyào jiā nǎilào (for no cheese)

Though they would look at you even more strangely than the Italians did, because around 0.001% of Chinese dishes contain either.

Smallman1

Cheers SD.

Amps

Rarely venture in this thread, but wondering if this has made an appearance?

RichM

Amps that place sounds horrific. I would have walked out during the meal the way they were treated.

Along_the_Wire

It’ll bet that fat cunt in the middle was moaning like fuck about the portion sizes.

LT42

Along_the_Wire lol

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