The top top jokes thread.
Who Wrote the Haunted House?
Hugo First
āDoctor, I think Iām a moth.ā
āItās not a doctor you need, itās a psychiatrist.ā
āI was on my way there when I saw your light onā
Iāll stop there.
What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?
A pilot you racist.
Yo mamma so fat, the tag in her dress says āsize: Rhousesā!
My mum and dad were dwarfs.
All their lives they struggled to put food on the table.
Zackster can have a lol for that sterling effort!
I played football last night on a surface made up of rubble and compacted bricks.
We won 3-2 on aggregate
You can have a lol for that Grant!
Just read about a fella that died after eating a bag of liquorice a day.
Poor family must be going through all sorts .
A lol for SD!
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, āWhatās that for?ā āItās for your headache.ā āI donāt have a headache.ā āGotcha!ā
Heard some news today, which I didnāt knowā¦. interestingly ants never actually get sick, they just die. This rare phenomenon is because all of them have little antibodies.
What have Man Utd, The Black Eyed Peas and Prince Andrew got in common?
It all went tits up when Fergie left.
Sorry Scott but itās a no from me.
bosstrabs meh, i triedā¦.
The problem is Scott, you didnāt.
You shoehorned a poor punchline into a pedestrian idea for a ātopicalā joke.
Guess Iāll stick to the day job then