Dan āDoctor, I think Iām a moth.ā āItās not a doctor you need, itās a psychiatrist.ā āI was on my way there when I saw your light onā Iāll stop there.
Along_the_Wire I played football last night on a surface made up of rubble and compacted bricks. We won 3-2 on aggregate
Dan Just read about a fella that died after eating a bag of liquorice a day. Poor family must be going through all sorts .
alistair A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, āWhatās that for?ā āItās for your headache.ā āI donāt have a headache.ā āGotcha!ā
Tribal_Goose Heard some news today, which I didnāt knowā¦. interestingly ants never actually get sick, they just die. This rare phenomenon is because all of them have little antibodies.
ScottBailey What have Man Utd, The Black Eyed Peas and Prince Andrew got in common? It all went tits up when Fergie left.
hugopal ScottBailey What have Man Utd, The Black Eyed Peas and Prince Andrew got in common? It all went tits up when Fergie left. How do you know it went ātits upā for Prince Andrew? It might have also gone tits down.
bosstrabs The problem is Scott, you didnāt. You shoehorned a poor punchline into a pedestrian idea for a ātopicalā joke.
