Guess I’ll stick to the day job then
The top top jokes thread.
It’s okay Scott, I’ve made some absolutely awful posts too.
We move on…
Just don’t descend to Smallman levels of poor banter.
bosstrabs knock knock……….
ScottBailey What have Man Utd, The Black Eyed Peas and Prince Andrew got in common?
It all went tits up when Fergie left.
How do you know it went “tits up” for Prince Andrew? It might have also gone tits down.
OLB, King of Bants, Bantasaurus Rex.
Ca, c’est moi.
I remember the time we had a “biggest cock competition” in the changing rooms. Proud to say I won by a considerable margin.
Mind you, the teacher wasn’t impressed: “what the hell are you doing here,” he said.
“You left this school over 20 years ago.”
smash that like button folks.
Its funny because it’s true
Waaaay too predictable for one of my hallowed likes CJ.
A rare lol for CJ.
Down voted
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto
lolz
Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?
Because he’s married
nicksneddon …a classic!
A lol for Sned!
Class!
6 days later
Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.
Me: 0mg
A good friend of mine died recently, total disaster in the end as they couldn’t work out his blood type. He kept saying to me “B positive, B positive.” but I’ll be honest, I’m struggling.