The top top jokes thread.
Zackster can have a lol for that sterling effort!
I played football last night on a surface made up of rubble and compacted bricks.
We won 3-2 on aggregate
You can have a lol for that Grant!
Just read about a fella that died after eating a bag of liquorice a day.
Poor family must be going through all sorts .
A lol for SD!
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, “What’s that for?” “It’s for your headache.” “I don’t have a headache.” “Gotcha!”
Heard some news today, which I didn’t know…. interestingly ants never actually get sick, they just die. This rare phenomenon is because all of them have little antibodies.
What have Man Utd, The Black Eyed Peas and Prince Andrew got in common?
It all went tits up when Fergie left.
Sorry Scott but it’s a no from me.
bosstrabs meh, i tried….
The problem is Scott, you didn’t.
You shoehorned a poor punchline into a pedestrian idea for a ‘topical’ joke.
Guess I’ll stick to the day job then
It’s okay Scott, I’ve made some absolutely awful posts too.
We move on…
Just don’t descend to Smallman levels of poor banter.
bosstrabs knock knock……….
ScottBailey What have Man Utd, The Black Eyed Peas and Prince Andrew got in common?
It all went tits up when Fergie left.
How do you know it went “tits up” for Prince Andrew? It might have also gone tits down.
OLB, King of Bants, Bantasaurus Rex.
Ca, c’est moi.
I remember the time we had a “biggest cock competition” in the changing rooms. Proud to say I won by a considerable margin.
Mind you, the teacher wasn’t impressed: “what the hell are you doing here,” he said.
“You left this school over 20 years ago.”
smash that like button folks.
Its funny because it’s true