I remember the time we had a “biggest cock competition” in the changing rooms. Proud to say I won by a considerable margin.

Mind you, the teacher wasn’t impressed: “what the hell are you doing here,” he said.

“You left this school over 20 years ago.”

smash that like button folks.

Its funny because it’s true

Waaaay too predictable for one of my hallowed likes CJ.

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    C_J just upvote it yourself CeeJay. Works for Millsy 👍

      What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

      Roberto

      Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?

      Because he’s married

        6 days later

        Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

        Me: 0mg

        A good friend of mine died recently, total disaster in the end as they couldn’t work out his blood type. He kept saying to me “B positive, B positive.” but I’ll be honest, I’m struggling.

        Male honey bees die after mating.

        Consider that the next time you eat a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios

        I always want to downvote CJ’s posts as standard, so that deserved upvote is kind of like a ‘double upvote’ (one to cancel the negative plus a bonus)

        If someone could post a funny joke that would be great.

        Cheers.

        What does Smallman get called when he goes to China?

        Ol’ Reg-y Bants

        a year later

        What’s Mr. T’s favourite dessert?

        Try Fool!