I was standing next to this bloke in the changing room at my local gym yesterday when a mobile phone rings. He was getting dry so he puts it on loudspeaker. I thought straightaway what a smug bastard…
MAN: “Hello”…
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the gym”…?
MAN: “Yes”…
WOMAN: "I am at the trinity centre now and found this beautiful leather coat…
It’ s only €1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much”…
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2022 models. I saw one I really liked”…
MAN: “How much”…?
WOMAN: “€90,000”..
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options”…
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking €950,000”…
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of & €900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand…
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much”…
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too”…
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…
He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to”…?
