Phoned PC World the other day to complain about my new computer.
The guy asked “What’s wrong with it?”
I replied “It keeps playing ‘Chasing Pavements’ on loop.”
He asked “What model is it?”
I replied “I think it’s a Dell”

Ed’s computer does the same but with ‘Musak’. He won’t bring it to PC World though. And why would he!

5 months later

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
He said no.

    bosstrabs I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
    He said no.

    Lol!

    2 months later

    Had a right argument here. She’s just thrown five cricket balls at me!

    I said one more and it’s over.