Modern sayings that need to go in the fooking bin

LT42

“I’m not crying, you’re crying.” - 53.8k Retweets 381k Likes

bosstrabs

‘Boils my piss’ - tired of hearing this one now.

Old-Dutch

No means no

Phil-McRackin

‘not there, that really hurts’

vinnyt77

I was today years old when I realised that people that say “I was today years old” need to get in the fucking sea.

Kells77

vinnyt77 Hahaha….guilty at least a couple times. 😂

-si-

Feel similar about that fucking because… abomination.

Eg. “Ugh, america is such a shit hole because Donald trump!”*

Fuck off and write your sentences correctly, you irritating cunt. It’s bad enough that I have to read that piffle that comes from inside that freaky looking head of yours, without being forced to do so and it making no sense whatsoever.

*just an example and no offence meant to our American brothers and sisters.

Amps

Due to spending copious amounts of time on YouTube recently, I’ve spotted the almost constant misuse of the word ‘fit’, ‘fits’ and ‘fitted’ by are American friends. Example:

‘That fit in there’

When it should read:

‘That fitted in there’ or ‘That fits in there’.

A small thing, but one that makes me want to invade.

Along_the_Wire

Amps Are you watching YouTube clips on epilepsy, Amps?

-si-

Sounds more like porn tube than YouTube with those type of sentences in use, amps…

Mad_Cyril

-si-
Epilepsy is a porn category?

SM001

Mad_Cyril Real life vibrator.

-si-

Mad_Cyril Epilepsy is a porn category?

It’s fit for purpose, mc!

SM001

@Kells77 Welcome back, Kells! I hope you’ve fully recovered from your bout of the splurts.

Kells77

SM001 Hahaha….yes! All better now, apart from my voice, which is still recovering. I sound like the coolest, 90 year old smoker you’ve ever met 😂

Mad_Cyril

GOP, when used by non-Americans.

Fucking cringe-worthy adoption of a colloquialism (acronym in this case)that has no relevance to you whatsoever.

What’s next, spending most of March running round shouting SPRING BREAK WHOOOOOO!! out of car windows?

bosstrabs

O’Clock.

“It’s beer o’clock,” shouts the office pillock at 5pm. Two people out of about 100 on the floor follow him to the Mulberry Tree. Everyone else gives him the s-to-the-werve and heads for the Red Lion.

“It’s ALWAYS Prosecco o’clock in this house! It’s 6 o’clock SOMEWHERE!”

Mad_Cyril

Have you been working with Eddie Dave?

FelchAid

“You’ll smash it” - often spoken by other colleagues at work knowing full when you won’t and the project is shit. No I don’t need your false praise.

bosstrabs

FelchAid “You’ll smash it” - often spoken by other colleagues at work knowing full when you won’t and the project is shit. No I don’t need your false praise.

It’s worse than that. It’s now used for utterly run-of-the-mill day-to-day stuff.

“I’ve got a conference call at 11pm with Arse-end Hauliers, I need to arrange to ship back these empty palettes”
“You’ll smash it”

“I’ve got to nip down to admin, my swipe card has stopped swiping”
“You’ll smash it”

“I’m making a brew”
“You’ll smash it”

IndustryStandard

FelchAid Horrendous saying……..recited about 400 times on any reality TV program or talent (?) show.

Utter tripe

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