Cat got a taste of life on the streets for the very first time, pushed down the mosquito net attached to a window and escaped. Disappeared for a whole night, wife was in tears, etc etc. Gave up looking for him after a couple of hours. Came back to the window 6AM, sheepish AF, starving and thirsty.
Now the ginger fuck won’t stop bellowing by the window to be let out. Want to kill him.