Fucking hate cats. I can not understand how someone can have a tray in their house with cat shits in it. When I moved in my second house there was a cat that used the flat roof above my kitchen as toilet, after I prevented it from doing it, it started crapping in my garden. The fucker was tenacious, then one day he climbed through my bedroom window, at that point he was slung in the boot of my car and relocated to Oxford. Problem solved.
