Feeling the love for cats in here this morning. Anyone got any shit dog stories that nobody cares about?

Hursty Tried this with our younger cat. Got to the point he had three bells on his collar to give the local wildlife a fighting chance. Turns out, we just turned him into this ultra-stealthy ninja cat that could hunt both silently and mercilessly…

He’s caught a few bats in his time - fuck knows how.

      Amps

      Nah. Doing that to an outdoor cat is, at best, mean and, at worst, dangerous. Besides - when lockdown happens again, we won’t have a reliable source of meat for the dinner table otherwise.

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          vinnyt77 Nah. Doing that to an outdoor cat is, at best, mean and, at worst, dangerous. Besides - when Brexit happens, we won’t have a reliable source of meat for the dinner table otherwise.

          Fixed that for you Vin.

            My cat caught a bat once as well. We rescued it, called the SSPCA….and then got a scary phone call from the centre for prevention of infectious diseases.

            Dubman Hahaha…it would be interesting to see a cat growl like a dog.

            Also, this popped up in my memories on FB this morning:

                vinnyt77 He’s caught a few bats in his time

                I think we’ve found the source of this covid epidemic. It wasn’t Wuhan after all.

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                    Dubman

                    I thought we were blaming covid on jonatton?

                      Kells77

                      She was a bit scary. You’d start stroking her then all of a sudden she would start growling. Was glad my ex kept the animals apart from the dog.

                        Amps

                        Cats and cat owners are cunts - so in a round about way, they go together don’t they?

                          Along_the_Wire They shit in our next door neighbours back garden all the time, but he’s a massive, massive cunt, so I take a great deal of pleasure in that.

                          So my point about cats being cunts and enjoying being around cunts still holds true.

                              Still think Cats killing bats is pretty hardcore. Cap doffed, unless the sneaky fucks get them during the day asleep

                              Great opening post Amps. Nothing could be more interesting than the argument you’ve stoked up here. Cats vs Dogs - which are better? By weirdos who actually care about this.

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                                bosstrabs Just following your instructive pattern of depressed suspension produce posts, but backed it up with a little popular science. Thanks for noticing though.

                                  -si- New Ledge Bants gets it right here.

                                  Cats are slightly less shit than dogs. Because, literally, you don’t have to clean up shit after them.

                                    2 years later

                                    Our elder cat had been poorly for awhile, all due to old age (she was 14). On Monday we made the decision and booked the time at the vet for Thursday. Yesterday we took a trip with her, and came back with an empty cat carrier.

                                    I’ve had more fun days in my life.

                                      Sorry to hear that H.

                                      Take it you’re not feline too good?

                                      OLB - Never stops.