Philly over Boston every day and twice on Sundays. Cheers was insipid and inspired the worst “song” I have ever heard (thanks, Nina). The chowdaaaa is better like everywhere that isn’t Boston. It’s racist, insecure, and self-absorbed - a really lovely combo. Their accents are fucking moronic. Southie and Charlestown can both fall in the Atlantic. David Ortiz used steroids and the big green monster is lame. They didn’t even film “The Departed” in that dumbass town. Speaking of the town, “The Town” is fine I guess. Bill Simmons is from Boston. Bill Russell is not (high school Oakland, college San Francisco). Mark Zuckerberg went to school in Boston. Congrats, you goons, producing the worst person on the planet not named Elon. I had an ex who lived on the Cape so I used to go frequently. I have the wisdom and the experience to say fuck that place.
