The trabbs one is an unachievable goal for you Dave. I’ve told you that before.
As regards the Global Cuisine? If the world was dining exclusively on bizarrely obscure Chinese food, elbow pressed by a Jiangxi village witch, before shallow frying it to the absolute letter of an age old ritual. In a barrel. Outside a tomb. On a cliff.
Maybe.
Dave’s knowledge of global cuisine is similar to his taste in trabs.
Awful.
If there is a category for ‘Closest Trainer Recreation Of Irritable Bowel Syndrome’. I think Dave might do well.
The little corduroy-flouncing headbanger.
Who would the award for “Worst Rhouses” go to?
Going to be a hell of an end of year awards this.
Hold tight!
This is a farce already.
Worry ye self not Dave, OLB’s in the house!
Has a lot to live up to after the rip roaring success of bf’s attempt last year.
Biggest berk? Si.
Lol. You’re some pup.
Have you got your big boy pants on the right way round today, Eddie?
I assumed BFs awards were his last ditch attempt at reg of the year. Absolute car crash.
You’re gonna upset Eddie if you post that type of shizzle, millsy, despite the fact it’s correct. He soiled himself earlier and called me a berk for posting something similar lol.
Where is snidey Paul nowadays?
Alive and well Dave, alive and well.
Sniding it up in his chippy.
Serving up fish and chips with a snide of gravy for all the heathens.
You’re better than that lads.
hop on my working Awards thread, with actual categories, and without Smallman being a bellend
I know, the jokes were fairly poor to be fair.
